your bthday is a da

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,
A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,
In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too
For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

May, 03 2010 324 chars (3 sms) 2137 views Funny

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Dukandaar:
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Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
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Lady:Y?

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Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .

Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .

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Jab Tum Humai''n Bhool Jao Ge . . .

Tabb

Aisa

Thappar Pare Ga Na K Sab Yaad Aa Jaye Ga . . . ;->

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u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
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V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Some Translations in Urdu...!!

Wassup babe..?
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Munni,upar kya hai..?

Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
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Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!

R u nuts..?
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Kya aap akhrot hain..?

Rock da party..!
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Patthar maro jashan mein..!

Lets hangout..,
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Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....

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American: In our country ,
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Once Laloo was coming

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Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly

Which Way It''''s
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1 Admi K Ghar K Paas

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Baba Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay,

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Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

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Boys R Alwys Kamina

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