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Twinkal twinkal little star,
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Twinkal twinkal little star,
Twinkal twinkal little star,
Twinkal twinkal little star,
Teri girl friend gyi bazar,
Osko mil gya dosra piyar,
Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
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SAJJAD Ali ne b kya khoob kaha hai k
SAJJAD Ali ne b kya khoob kaha hai k
"chal rehn day"
''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna
''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna
Apne Dost Ko Yun Hi Abaad RaKhna
Mujhe to Adat Hai Ap ko Yaad KarNe Ki
Agar HichKiyaan Ati Rahen to Hamen Muaaf Kerna''
After a quarrel,
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Wen Does A Frnd
Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A Best Frnd????
Ans : Wen A Dialogue : I Care 4 U
Converts Into
Abey Oye!!
I’ll Kill U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!
Astronomers Say
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->
Patient: Doctor, You
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ..
in HOSPITAL
in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
"I f O u r C o n s t i t u t i o n
"I f
O u r
C o n s t i t u t i o n
A l l o w s
U s
F r e e
S p e e c h
Than
W h y
A r e
T h e r e
P h o n e
B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
1 sardar ko tera bha
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,
SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,
"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)
''TANHAIYAAN *”~”~”~”~”* *”~”~”~”*
''TANHAIYAAN
*”~”~”~”~”*
*”~”~”~”*
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Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?
HelLo U R So
HelLo
U R So
eet!
S eet!
w
S eet!
w
S eet!
S eet!w
Sorry the word does''t fit for u !!
1 aadmi bike pe ja raha tha
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
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