Twinkal twinkal little star,

Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.

May, 25 2010 119 chars (1 sms) 2418 views Funny

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Gadha Kitna Bekaar Janwar Hai . . .

Dunya Is Ko Naakara Samajhti Hai

IS Main Aqal Bhi Nahi Hoti

Magar Is Bechaarey Ki Himmat Dekho Har Sms Kitne Gaur Se Parhta Hai . . . :P

The Poor Wish To Be

The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...

The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...

The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...

And

The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->

Maine tujhe dekha

Maine tujhe dekha

Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…

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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>

main nain r0 kar uss

Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?

Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~

"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->

6 truths of life:-

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Two lovers plan

Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies

''Duniya Se Jo Dare

''Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.''

wife aap buhat mote

Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->

Want To Make $$$$$

Want To Make $$$$$ Wid Ur Computer . . . ? ? ?

No Risk . . .

Really

U Just Have To

Press ''''SHIFT + 4'''' Five Times In A Row . . . . ;->

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,

Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,

Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->

safar main neend nahi aati hai

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)

Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

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