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Twinkal twinkal little star,
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Twinkal twinkal little star,
Twinkal twinkal little star,
Twinkal twinkal little star,
Teri girl friend gyi bazar,
Osko mil gya dosra piyar,
Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
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May, 25 2010
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Karachi Me 500 Grlz Heart Attack
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
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255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai
Kyn k
Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
Marriage Is When
Marriage Is When
A Man And Woman
Becomes One ...
The Troubles Starts
When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
Faraz
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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
Thak Thak. G Kon?
Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo
Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo
Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo
Yeh Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai
Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale Saboon Se Nahatay Ho
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WhaT IS Emotion?????
WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S
somebody up there lo
Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!
Santa child
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
name: basheeran maasi
NAME:
Basheeran Maasi
PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha
SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna
Date of Birth:
16/03/75
WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"
COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck
BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny
DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P
Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->
Husband on wedding,
Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied
"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"
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