Twinkal twinkal little star,

Twinkal twinkal little star,
Twinkal twinkal little star,

Teri girl friend gyi bazar,

Osko mil gya dosra piyar,

Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
  

May, 25 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     2364 views       Funny

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Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
Sabr Ka Phal



Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat



Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat



Qaumi Dua
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye ... ;->
''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

jab sidhu laughter challenge main

hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-

bas kar mere BAAP
Mathematics And Women R D 2

Most Complicated Things In Dis World.

But,

Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The Internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p


Love Tip:
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"Don''t Love"...!!!
Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.


No:1 Long March


No:2 Nawaz Sharif

And








So Simple

Apun K Sms Se !
BAAp: BEtA Aj AsmAAn sE Ek PAri aAyegi

Or Tumhen Chhoti MuNNi Gift de kr jAyegi

BEtA: Abbu ChutyA mAt bAnAyen,

HospitAL jAyen AmMi ki

DeL¡vEry hoNE wALi hy ;->