ek sardar apni unpar

ek sardar apni unpar


Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sunday te awain ga.
  

May, 05 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2363 views       Funny

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Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?

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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )
Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

pyar itna karu k jazba na rahe

Aitmed itna karu k Shak na rahe

Sms itne karu k Balance Na rahe
Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt

Make Diffrnt

Achieve Diffrnt


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Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:

-Mental Hospitl
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
Once james bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
Driver: 12.50rs.
but bond gives him only 10rs
Driver: y only 10rs?
Bond:"DHAI ANOTHER DAY"! ;->
2days weather 4cast:

it wud b cloudy if u frown,

rainy if u cry, clear if u r happy,

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sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe

to driver ne shisha set kiya

pathan chillaya or bola

tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai

tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,
A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!


Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!