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"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
  

May, 05 2010     93 chars (1 sms)     2114 views       Funny

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How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*

find the missing text &
surely you''ll become a GENIUS:-D
_!_

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!!!!!!!!
*MUBARAK HO*

SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.
''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!

Kabhi na Kabhi to Leher Aaye Gi

Qismat Badle ya Na Badle

Kam az Kam

Chappal to Dhul Jayegi. :-)''
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Ab bush k bad Obama

zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama

bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.
In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
SPECIAL OFFER,
BRING A CHIT ON EXAM DAY,
SCRATCH AND SHOW IT TO YOUR NEAREST TEACHER &
WIN FREE TRIP TO PRINCIPLE’S OFFICE & ENJOY 3 YEAR
VACATION AT HOME.
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)
Pakitan Means In 2008

P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr

A = Aata 26 Rs Kg

K = Khud Kash hamle

I = Ilm Ki Kami

S = Sarko''n Pe Paani

T = Traffic Jamm

A = Awaam Helpless

N = No Electricity :-<
Nobody''s Like You, Mom


Nobody''s quite like you Mom.
You''re special in every way.
You cheer me up you fill my cup
With tenderness come what may.


Nobody loves me like you Mom.
No matter what I do Good or bad, happy or sad,
You support me You always come through.


Nobody''s equal to you, Mom.
With you in my life, I''m blessed.
I love you so, and I want you to know
I think you''re the very best!


By Joanna Fuchs
Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..