Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
  

May, 26 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2317 views       Funny

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" We Dont Claim That We Are The Best In The World But We Are Closed To The BEst Thing In The World "
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

sab kuch aata hai jata hai.

Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.

Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.
''Thanks for not sending any SmS.. U hav bcum the Top contender for the "KANJUS RATNA" Award-2008! Na.. Na,, Sms mat karna''


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???

Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,

Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->


Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taalibaat baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

Molvi ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha
Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur
Tumhari Dosti Par
Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath
Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta
Sirf Tum Hii Nahi
Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai
Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna
Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy















Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?













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''A-0-A.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko valima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!''