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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
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May, 26 2010
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Baccha Apni Ammi
Baccha Apni Ammi Ko Bager Mekup K Dekh Kar Chillaya ..
FARAZ
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Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein.
Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein. . :-D
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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?
Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena
dinner should be light
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?
Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.
Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.
Paon Dba Kr Bo|La,
Meri Ujrat..?
Shaikh: Tum Ne Paon Dbaye,
Or Mainay Ujrat Dbai..>
Air Hostess To Pathan :
Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?
Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !
Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .
Aap Achy
Aap
Achy
Imandaar
Sundur
Samjhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh wale
Ho....
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.Pata karo ye afwahen kon phela raha hai..?
dad tumharay unfit
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .
Mom Tumhari Submit. . .
Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .
Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO
PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,
SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
there is nothing to
There is nothing to read in this msg.
U still coming down? ? ?
Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.
Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
Hi Keep messaging
Hi Keep messaging me & win exciting prizes, 1st prize Lots of Love, 2nd prize life time friendship, 3rd prize Free stay in my HEART!! Offer valid till I m Alive...
tv on kro multan m
TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai
Sub girl lar rahi han
Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)
DONO EYES PE
DONO EYES PE
DONO CHEEKS PE
DO BAR LIPS PE
EK BAR NECK PE
DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY
SONE SE PEHLE
-:D
LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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