Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
  

May, 26 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2447 views       Funny

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