Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter

Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter
Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :

Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?

Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?

Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.
  

May, 19 2010     319 chars (2 sms)     2948 views       Funny

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own


Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''
Jab Se Tum ko Dekha Hai


Mera Raat ko

Din Ko


Subha Ko Shaam ko

Khaate Waqt

peete Waqt


Sote Waqt

Jaagte Waqt

Huns Huns k Bura Haal Ho Gaya Hai............:P
Ek Faqeer Ne Doosre Faqeer Se Poocha: Tum Ne Wo Bridge Wali Jaga Q Chorh Di Wahan Tou Khoob Kamai Hoti Thi
Pehla Faqeer: Mene Wo Jaga Apne Chote Bete Ko Birthday Pe Gift Ker Di . . . ;->
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do:-D
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.
Wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !

Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !

5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
...
Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai
''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai



Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.''
Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes
wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days
2 come
happy Birthday .......