Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter

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Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?

Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?

Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.

May, 19 2010 319 chars (2 sms) 2581 views Funny

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1pagal 2nd se hath

1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->

1 Chor K Bachay

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per

1pagal 2nd Se

1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->

Mariz-Dr.sahab

Mariz-Dr.sahab meri problem ye hai ki main khud ko Bhgwaan samjhta hun.

Dr.-Aisa kabse hai?

Mariz-Jabse maine ye duniya banaai...

Love never Dies..

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...

Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)

A HINDI Teacher

A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:

"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Qeyamat ke din

Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
EXTRA SHEET PLS..!

poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate

poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate hai,
waqt ke sath insan badal jate hai,
sochte hai ki aapko tang na kare,
par sochte-sochte plan badal jate hai.

!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

What is your SMS Account No.???

I want to Check!!!

Some Error is There!!!

Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!

Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!

UNDERSTAND!

agr obama sadrepak

Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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ChaudrI Pakistan

sMs G@mblr

r u sick suffering from fever

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha

R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan

No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:

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