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Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :
Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?
Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.
Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?
Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.
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Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa
Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"
Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->
Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows98?
Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows98?
A. It stands for number of times it hangs in a day!!
A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H
A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H
On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police.
Man:"Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?"
Officer:"No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow."
How Are You Dear
How Are You Dear
Kia Ho Raha Hy
Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?
Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?
Maarte Tou Nahi
Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo
25 Rozey Baqu Hyn
Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho
Humain Warghalate Ho
Ab Bhugto ... ;->
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah Gai,
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,
Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai
Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,
Magar
Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''
Doctor to sardar
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?
ISRO..?
NASA..?
No..
Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control
Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.
Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!
Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?
To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!
Papa All Is Well!
Girl: Do You Love Me?
Girl: Do You Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love
source of vitamin
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.
I chew them regularly to stay fit"
-Shahid Afridi
Sardar:Bachpan
Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...
Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?
Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.
''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,
''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,
In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,
Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,
Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……
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