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Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :
Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?
Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.
Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?
Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.
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May, 19 2010
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Mausam Mast hai,
Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Zabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”
Do U Know My Love Story..
Do U Know My Love Story..
INTERVAL
The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
I want to update my facebook status
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said
I want to update my facebook status:D
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon
Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.
Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
1 Pagal khane
1 Pagal khane me bht sare Pagal nach rahy thy,
in ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha
Dr ny pucha
tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha
bewaquf me ''Dulhan'' hon:
char dinnan da pyar oye rabba
char dinnan da pyar oye rabba
panjwein din honee lardai
if u want fastest n highest return on ur investment...........
if u want fastest n highest return on ur investment...........
use
use
usee ispghool
Zindagi K MUSHKIL Aur DUSHWAR
Zindagi K
MUSHKIL
Aur
DUSHWAR
Raaston Par
Kon Aap Ka
Saath Nibhata Hai ?
?
?
?
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Aap Ka Dost ?
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Ya Aap Ka Humsafar
?
?
?
?
?
G Nahi
Sirf Aur Sirf
Aap Ki
CHAPPAL . . . . ;->
Q: How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
1st ever intelligent pathan..
1st ever intelligent pathan..
Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything??
Pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....
Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?
STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI
Balle... Balle....
Balle... Balle....
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.. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya....
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!
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