Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter

Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :

Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?

Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?

Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.

May, 19 2010 319 chars (2 sms) 2786 views Funny

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Butt: Sir hun meri

Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

Papu k abu ka printing press hai.

pehly jub bijli hova kerti thi to papu ko pora din press pay kam

kerna perta tha mager jub say ap ki hokamat ai hai tab say na bijli

hoti hai na mujhy kaam kerna perta hai..

Pora din moj masti main guzerta hai..

Ferq to paraa hai . . !

Jeo Musharaf . . . ;->

Agar Koi Galti

Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu

Plz

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Mafi maang lo

Me bht rhm dil hun..

''suno, Mehsoos karo,

''suno,

Mehsoos karo,

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ik ik boond

Tum se

Cheekh cheekh

kar keh rahi hai

"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''

attitude

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w H o

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Suno Aaj Aftar me

Suno

Aaj

Aftar me

Samose b thay

Cholay b thay

Kele b thay

Seb b thay

Angoor b thay

Chaat b thi

Sharbat b tha

Bas 1Teri kAmi Thi

PAkoRe.. :->

A Man Has A Crow . . .

A Man Has A Crow . . .
Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers . .
What Does He Call It. . . ???

Any Guesses

Don’t Know

He Calls It

My-Crow-Soft . . . ;->

American:Oh God

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

Filmstar Meera ne Geo

Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"

Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-

Pathan

Ak pathan ki shade hue wo apney biwe k pas giya biwe ne kha kya chahtey hu muj se
pathan itraa kr bola bs rozana ak Naswa ka packet

1 box wasn''t opening

1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->

har koi mujh pay fida hai

Dil me Pyar Hai !

Ankho me Nasha Hai !

Baaton me Maza Hai !

Andaaz hee Juda Hai !

Dosti me Wafa Hai !

MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->

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