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May, 19 2010
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What Did The Banana
What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?
Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
Put Ur Hand On A Hot
Put Ur Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour...
But
Sit Wid A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute...
That''s Reality.... ;->
Rs 60/- per day
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.
So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !
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U want 2 kill
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press down
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Target
is already killed by ur lovely smile:-)
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
agar tum kisi gharee
Agar Tum Kisi Ghareeb
Ko Us Ka Haq Nahi Dila
Sakte Tou Jo us k Paas
Hy Wo Bhi Cheen Lo
Asif Ali Zardari ... ;->
Oopar aasman hai
Oopar aasman hai
Niche sagar hai,
Aur ek bander isse
Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai
4 Years
4 Years
40 Subjects
400 Practicals
4000 Lectures
40000 Submissions
A Normal Human Being Can''t Do It
Remaining Abnormals Are Called
** DOCTORS **
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “
Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”
Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
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msg phara?
samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro
ab samjh aya?
Nahi ?
Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???
Baray-e-Meherbani
Baray-e-Meherbani
Is Saal Qurbani
Ki Khaalai''n
Khi Stock Exchange (KSE)
k Fund Main Jama
Kara Ker
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil
Kare''n
Frm
KSE 100 Index
Khaal Committee ;->
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me
teri shakal nazar aati hai
tere khayalo me kho kar
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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!
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