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May, 17 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     1748 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B,
C ALL U WANT TO C...
DO ALL WOT U WANT TO
MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE...
"A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U"
Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"














Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :-P

Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,

Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS


Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
Men always wonder wat a woman want

!but as a veru welcoming move deepika padukone revealed to the whole male community wat a woman want .

And that is "ek chutki sindhur"
A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!
1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya''n Thi''n,

Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua

Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?

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Zarurat Khan =P ;)

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->