Height of walking..

Height of walking..
Height of walking..

My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,

now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet
  

May, 19 2010     157 chars (1 sms)     2190 views       Funny

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socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau

lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau

mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
''To Garam Hoti Hai
Garam To Custrad Bhi Hota Hai
Custrad To Peela Hota Hai
Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai
Chooza To Ande Se Nikalta Hai
Anda To Safed Hota ai
Lal To Gulab Bhi Hota Hai
Gulab Mein To Kante B Hote Hein
Kante To Machli Mein B Hote Hain
Machli To Darya Me Hoti Hai
Darya Men To Pani Hota Hai
Pani Me To Kashti B Hoti Hai
Kashti Me Admi B Hote Hain
Admi To Road Per B Chalte Hein
"Chalne Se Yaad Aaya K Kal Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Thi".''
Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
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NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha

Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha

Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha

Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha

Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha

Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha



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T.v Band Karo
Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->
Jota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhe ki 1 sali ne kaha: me tu 1100 lungi.2nd sali boli me tu 2100 lungi. peche se 1 memon bola baje 2310 lelo,us me FM be he
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

Wife: Woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
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1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.


Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

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when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.


Why?



Sardar g replied




'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤