height of dehydration..

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a cow givin milk powder...

May, 19 2010 86 chars (1 sms) 2359 views Funny

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Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.

sania mirza ne mujhe sms kiya hy

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Ye Sania Mirza ne Mujhe SMS kiya hy
k Pyar to mei tum se karti hun
Sohaib Malik Se shadi to Pakistan
Aane ka aik Bahana hain..!

Teri bhabi b na ;->

Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro

Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii

Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lot of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r very beautiful"

Bhabi

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

Tum Sari Dunya

Tum Sari Dunya
se Hut k ho,
Tumhari Guftagu
Tumhara Style

Tumhara Sub Kuch

Sub se HuT ker hy

Isi Liye Tumhen Dekhtey he Dil kehta hy

ChaL HuT . . . ;->

Falling in love is

Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!

If U R Going

If U R Going Through HELL Then ???

Then ??
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Then ??
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Then ??
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Keep Going :)

Purana Loha Becho

Purana Loha Becho

Teen Dabbay Becho

Sookhi Roti Becho

Plastic ki jootiyan beacho

Raddi Akhbar Becho

Aur
Un Paison Se Balance Dalva K SMS Tou Bhejo. . .

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana

LIGHT HY ;->

''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,''

creation

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

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