Man on his Death Bed

Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!

May, 22 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2483 views Funny

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Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..

Bcoz..

There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.

Kabhi kehta thaa

Kabhi kehta thaa dost hamara k "JAAN BHI MAANGO TO HAZIR HAI" aaj apni biwi koo jaan kehta hai aur maango to inkaar karta hai.

What Does Princess Diana

What Does Princess Diana & A Bottle Of French Wine Have In Common . . . ? ? ?

They Both Came Frm France In a Wooden Box . . . ;->

''Humne bhi pyar kiya

''Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

Breaking News!

Breaking News!

Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.

smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.

Congrats U can make free calls now....

After a quarrel..

After a quarrel..

Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P

bhagwaan

bhagwaan Ram aur Shyam ka color kya tha????
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Green..

Coz-"HARE Rama HARE Krishna"

7 Angels came 2 Me

7 Angels came 2 Me
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asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
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Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

aaj mein boht beemar hoon,

aaj mein boht beemar hoon, jism lagta hai toot raha hai, aur hathon sey takat jaisay nikalti jaa rahee hai, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon

chal ab natak chord aur jaldi sey Sms send kar

translate into engli

Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".

Height Of Playin Games

Height Of Playin Games

A Sardar''s Dead Body Found In A Cupboard

&

Al Other Sardars Declard Him

Winner Of Last Year''s

Hide&Seek

Championship!

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child

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Man on his Death Bed

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