gadhi ne gadhe se pu

gadhi ne gadhe se pu


Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."
  

May, 06 2010     109 chars (1 sms)     3033 views       Funny

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Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Karo "Pappu"





Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Kro
>hAmY<













Log Roza Na Tor Dain Eid Ka Chand Samajh Kar.
New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
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B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter

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.***Aameen***

Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)
Sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!
BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

Main Niyat karta hoon 2 punjabi marane ki ,

6 rocket fire farz ,

wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,

Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf
Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?








Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate



Is lia main sochta hon,



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tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!
U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?











Guess Karo
Ez Hai









Nahi Pata







It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->