gadhi ne gadhe se pu

Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."

May, 06 2010 109 chars (1 sms) 2355 views Funny

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Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

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Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)

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A white horse fell in the mud

Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne

Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne Jealous Hogaye Hain..

''pAppu''
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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai... ;->

can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???

can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???

nahi maloom???

thora orr damagh laraoo

no??

abhi be nahi?

ok let me tell u k kaise aya...

''''''GHALTI SE''''''...

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,
Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''

Woman on date with husband''s best friend

Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

Wife Running After

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Height of confidence

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pAtA hAi kiA...

pAtA hAi kiA...

chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi...

Agar Salim Ne

Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kya Hota ?

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Mogli - Aazam ...

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gadhi ne gadhe se pu

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