If I was an artist,

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I''m only a cartoonist!

May, 21 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 3214 views Funny

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the chief excitement

The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->

''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna

''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna
k har SmS bhejny sy pehly
.
Service center waly call kr k khud poochen
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Paa g
Pakki gall a
Bhejna ay
k sending fail kariye.:-/

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

wh8s d difference b

Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?

Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.

''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban

''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
dar baghrat ya che ma ta phone no ka''

Angry boss:

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

American: Oh God!

American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->

Scratch & Win

Scratch & Win ..

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Pathan ...

Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?

Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?

Think

Think Hard . . .

Quite Easy . . .

Aray Idiot

Bitches Aur Kaun . . . ;->

Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia.

Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?

Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se

PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"

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