If I was an artist,

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I''m only a cartoonist!

May, 21 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 3463 views Funny

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the most unfulfilled

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...

A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)

Beemar shohar:

Beemar shohar:
MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..
Biwi: Wo kiun..?
Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,
''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,
ghaday ki trah kaam krta
hun,
Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,
Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..

COMING SOON …!!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

Judge: Tum qabool

Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...

"Intiqam Ka Behtreen

"Intiqam Ka Behtreen
Tariqa Ye Hai k
Dushman Ko Dost Bana
Kr Dhoka Do ..."

Janab Asif Ali Zardari ;)

zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

gaon me ziada sardi parti

Sardar: Pata he hmary gaoon me itni sardi parti he k bhensain jama hua dodh deti hen

Pathan: hmary gaon me is se b ziada sardi parti he.
Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeb c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai..

P000OON... ;->

raks kerti hy gard

Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran

Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K

Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n

Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->

Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

Tongue Twister

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!

A teacher asked

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Doctor: U LooK ExactlY

Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...

MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->

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