If I was an artist,

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I''m only a cartoonist!

May, 21 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2643 views Funny

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students are very bright! ; )

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

teacher batao wo ko

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???

Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)

Once a husband

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''

Class Mai Larkon Ki

Class Mai Larkon Ki Shararat Sai Tang
Aa Ker Ustaad Ne Inhain Seedha Lait Ker
Cycle Ki Tarah Taangein Chalanay Kai Liye Kaha..
Aik Larka Thori Dair Chalanay Kai Baad Ruk Gaya
Ustaad Ne Daanta Tu Us Nai Kaha..

"Sir Mairy Chain Utar Gayi Hai:-(

I Saw A Dream Yestrday

I Saw A Dream
Yestrday

-Only U and Me-

We Were Running In A
Garden

Me In The Front And U

Running After Me

&

With d Background Music
Of

VODAFONE ... ;->

Without u ,life is black and white

Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses

1 Pakistani Dosray Se

1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..

Hey how r u?How''s life?

Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY

Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..

Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..

Apni Biwi K Sath Ghoomney :-D

lahore

'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
.
.
.
.
2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..

Happy Moments -Don''t forget me,

Happy Moments -Don''t forget
me,

Difficult Moments-
Trust Me

Quiet Moments-
Call Me,

painful Moments-
Tell me.

Free Moments-
SMS Me ...;->

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