If I was an artist,

If I was an artist,
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I''m only a cartoonist!
  

May, 21 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2974 views       Funny

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Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D
Khan ko kisi ne bataya k jore asmano par bante hai..
Khan bazar se kapra le kar aaya 0r uper ki taraf m0un kar k bola "ya Allah ye mera jora b banade" . . . ;->
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->

American Agency
Black Water K
Khilaaf Hum Nay
Aik Agency
Banany Ka Socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
0ur Agency
Name z





"Soda Water" ;->
''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha

B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum

Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai












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Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”



Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''