If I was an artist,

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I''m only a cartoonist!

May, 21 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2121 views Funny

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qyamat ki 5 nishanya

Qyamat Ki 5 Nishanyan

1. Zardari Imandari Krega
2. Altaf Karachi Aayga
3. Musharaf Par Muqddma Chale Ga
4. Sheri Rehman Parda Kare Gi
5. Adliya Azad Hogi.

''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare

''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''

''Marriage is like a public toilet

''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Butt: Sir hun meri

Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo

Impressive quote..

"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"

SHOAIB MALIK

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

cow:i give milk so i m the best

elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?

?

Say something its ur turn!

yousaf raza gilani to man

During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?

Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha

Moral bY

Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..

3 din select karta hun

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

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khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We''ve known Each other

We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?

Wife Running After

;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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If I was an artist,

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