If I was an artist,

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I''m only a cartoonist!

May, 21 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 3102 views Funny

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''Sharab bani to maykhany bany

''Sharab bani to maykhany bany

Husan bana to diwany bany

Koi to baat hai aap main

Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha

Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai

There are 3 kind of Men..

There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->

boy tum shadi k baa

Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?

Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.

Clinton, Tony

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

Adnan sAmi kO

Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
.
.
.
bEcO-z
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.
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hE sAng A sOng

"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"

::sms GAmblr::

Atleast once in a day,

Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!

Guess when?

Don''t know?

Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->

Shaadi ke pehle

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

IT''S A SCARY STORY.

IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,

Rs.3O/=

"Some people ask

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

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