pathan & admi

pathan & admi
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar ha..
  

Apr, 09 2011     160 chars (1 sms)     3124 views       Funny

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Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum










"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........
Sayanein kehndey nein," pehley Tolo tey fer bolo".



Menu hun tussi dasso banda har wailey trakdeee ley k tey naeen na phir sakda.
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level''
You Are Too Sexy . . .
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If U Think U Are
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So Plz Stop Living In Wish Ful Thinkings . . . ;->
GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
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UR BILL
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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D D D

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