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Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?
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Inhen school chorne ja rha hon
Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?
Aj to itwar ha..
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Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,
Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,
Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!
You are equal to
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?
Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.
It Is So Faithful,
Everytime It Returned Back To ME
''Hello Janu!
''Hello Janu!
Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna
Ok?
Ready
.
.
.
Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya Mil Gaya...... :-''
boys r inteligent than girls!
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Girl: Any Proof ?
Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
twinkle twinkle lit
Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star
Aishwrya Is A
Film Star
Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star
Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A
SMS STAR.!!
Once In A Jungle All The
Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But
Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .
Why. . . ?
Because
Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->
Jab barish hoti hai
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge
All da elecTrons were
All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"
Maa: beta shadi u
Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho
Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...
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