pathan & admi

pathan & admi
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar ha..
  

Apr, 09 2011     160 chars (1 sms)     2466 views       Funny

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The Smartest

&

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Person




Khush ??






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Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
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