pathan & admi

Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?

Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon

Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?

Aj to itwar ha..

Apr, 09 2011 160 chars (1 sms) 3767 views Funny

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Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
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Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho

Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
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Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...

Husband on wedding,

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"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"

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Kid: Yes ... !

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Itni SHIDDAT Se

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Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

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Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

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In Ghajini

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Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai N

Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai Na

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Positive Thinking:

Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!

Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
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No ball day di... ;->

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