pathan & admi

Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?

Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon

Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?

Aj to itwar ha..

Apr, 09 2011 160 chars (1 sms) 3358 views Funny

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Question To Pathan:

Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?

Pathan: Liquid State.

Audience: Clapped.

Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.

Where did love born

Where did love born ?

Guess . .

Simple

In CHINA!

Becoz it has no warranty.

wife was about to

wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.

HAWAON k hath 1

HAWAON
k hath 1
Arman
bheja hy

NETWORK
k zarye 1
Pegaam
bheja hy

FURSAT
mily to
Kabool
kr lena

Shehar-e-Multan k Shehzaday ''HumAyuN'' Ne Salam Bheja
Hy.. ;->

''Plumber

''Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.
Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
.
.
.
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Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.''

''On this special day

''On this special day
When the world is filled with
Love, hope and joy

I would like to express
My appreciation and care

For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide world

Wont you please be my valentine''

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Wo Soye Huey Thay

Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye

Hum Soye Huey Thay

Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->

you know that old

You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->

statement by asif za

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"

Magar?

"Khudkushi Haram Hai".

What is 10 inch long

What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch broad...

guess........

think what it could be?????

try to think........

the answer is ....

Absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!

Arz Kia Hy ..

Arz Kia Hy ..

Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy

Wah Wah

Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy

Wah Wah

Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hy ... ;->

Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,

Load shading k liye, raho tayaar,.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON YAAR..!

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