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Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others
Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man
WHY?
His Name Was Peter Park-Ker
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May, 17 2010
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Mango Orange Banana Grapes
Mango
Orange
Banana
Grapes
&
Apple
Which is sweet?
Guess?
Dont know?
Arey buddhu ye sab
Sweet nhi hai.
Ye sab Fruits hai.
Sweet to Aap ho :->
Height Of Jhatka
Height Of Jhatka
A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?
GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,
B4 Operation.
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
sms packages band hony per
SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.
Socho Kon?
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1. Faraz
2. Pathan
3. Sardar
4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
aj me bohat udas hon
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary
lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.
dada ye to us se b udham hai
Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...
Girl: Aagay?
Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
free sms
Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye
YeH arZoO hAi mErI
YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
''SMS karne k fayde 1-Mobil ko zang nahi l
''SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
1 Angraiz PAKISTAN
1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha?
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!
Angraiz ne kaha
"BiJLI CHALI GAYI"
"BiJLI A GAYI"
Arz Kia Hai
Arz Kia Hai
Tm Dost Ho Mere Sada K LIye
Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa K LIye
Ker Lena Lakhon Shikwe Humse Magar
Kabhi Topiyan Na Dena Khuda K Liye ;->
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