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Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?
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Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?
Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?
Because
If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->
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May, 15 2010
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The Most Unfulfilled
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!
hahahahahaahah……..
btao tmhe main kitni achchi
Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
Dukandar Ny Subha
Dukandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy
Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?
Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,
2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D
balance sharing day
Balance Sharing Day
Today Is Balance Sharing Day,
So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The
Proof Of Ur Friendship
With Me
Happy Balance Day... ;->
To be a “Good professional”,
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Yaad hai main
Yaad hai main tumhare ghar main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .
maine tumhari Naak main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P
l:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai
Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,
Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
Arz kia ha
Arz kia ha
sMs dosto ko itne kiye k jeet gaye sMs ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehnay, laga,
?
No sPace
No sPace
The Thing Which
The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .
Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P
Think, if all studnts start
Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks
But jobs r limited
then
more unemployment
more suicide
more crime
SO,
SAVE PAKISTAN
STOP STUDYING..!
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