Before marriage:

Before marriage:


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
  

May, 25 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2140 views       Funny

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''Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai...
Charsi: Te Theek Ay.....Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay.....? ;-) B-)''


Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM



Daro Mat



Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!







Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->



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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :->

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia


"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"


Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.


Happy Khan''s Day.;-)
Kya aap confidence se chalte hai...

kya aap penalty bharte hai...

kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai...

To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai?
Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

&

''DYING'' :-)
Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .



Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?
What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
If You Are Job Less ... !

Then

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Kerne Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->
Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.