Zindagi ka Safar & women

Zindagi ka Safar & women
What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?















Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D
  

May, 13 2010     118 chars (1 sms)     2480 views       Funny

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Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. .


Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

Mehman:thanda or garam dono!

Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
Lo meri girfriend ka
foto dekhoo,









Aage karo





Thoda&aage





Dikhi







Nahi dikhi























"KAMENAY"






Bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zaroor dikhti.->
chataak



fataak



dhisoom



bhishoom



dhoom



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beat diya..........;->
Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->



Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
Hoti
Hai
















Jab Teachers Chutti Karty Hain

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!