Our education system

Our education system
Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)
  

May, 19 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2794 views       Funny

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Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

wah wah!

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!

why...??







bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
In tough times u''ll always find 2 hands
Eagerly waiting to help u
&
Those hands will be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p

BelievE iN YourselF . . . <-:
BREAKING NEWS:
KARACHI: Liyari mai ek hafta se bharpur jashan ka sama hai, logon ka kehna hai k
"Apna makrani bhai U.S.A ka saddar bana hai!
OBAMA BALOCH.

Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE

+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.

Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....










are U 18 Years Old?

if

YES

Then Scroll down

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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!

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ok as u like now see this

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
''aankh se ansoo behte rahe
tha gham uski judai ka
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
din aya sagaai ka
farak na pada mehangai ka
vo keemti anguthiya pehante rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
beet gayi raat shehnai ki
aya din judai ka
vo mercedies mei beth ke alvida kehte rahe
hum dil par chot sehte rahe
ankh se ansuu behte rahe''
Men tie the watch to their wrist facing up

&

Women tie the watch facing down


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To see the time...!!!