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Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)
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Why Does Police Always
Why Does Police Always
Reaches Late At The Crime?
Kyuki Haath Lambe Hai...
Pair Nahi..
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
ab to dukan par bhi ye board
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.
Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.
Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.
Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)
A Sardar moving
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga,
Yun to sms krnay ko or bhi hain,
Per hum ne socha is waqt 1 tu he Bewaqof JAAG rha hoga ;->
3 stages of life
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..
wese tusi na.....
wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)
tip of da day 3
"Tip Of Da Day"
3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain
Or
Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
buhot ache wa
Buhot Ache
Wah
Kya Baat Hai
Buhot Aala
Gr8 Yaar
Zabardast
Daad Deni Paregi
Brilliant
Dil Khush Kardiya
La Jawab
Khubsoorat
Bari Himmat Hai
Kamal Hai
Amazing
Shabash
Herat Hai
Khushi Bhi
Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->
FATHER:
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They''re below C level
Life While Doing M.B.B.S
Life While Doing M.B.B.S
1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College
2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me
3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b
4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over
5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over
House Job: I Did It
Job : I Love Myself
W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing
Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->
BEER Is Now
BEER Is Now
Cheaper
Than PETROL!
"DRINK"
Don''t DRIVE
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