Our education system

Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)

May, 19 2010 142 chars (1 sms) 2463 views Funny

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Husband asks:

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

apni biwi ko 100 ap

Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai

Yar i need some balance...

Yar i need some balance...

in my diet...=P:-P;->

''What are 3 words

''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

Guess Karo
Ez Hai

Nahi Pata

It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->

''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”

''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”
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Aur aj who ek mulk ka saddar he.
The End''

2012 is not the end of love

How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"

KHABARDAR ! ! !

KHABARDAR ! ! !

Miss Call Sehat K Liye Muzir Hy

Tabiyat Ziada Kharab Ho Tou CAll Ki Jiye

Tamam Sms ''''Waldain'''' Ki Pohanch Se Duur Rakhiye

''''Wizarat-e-Tum''''
''''Hukomat-e-Hum'''' ;->

Doc 2 Patient :

Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.

''jee kia chaheyeh

''jee kia chaheyeh

haan kia chaheyeh???

msg parhna hai?

ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo

yeh mesg hee tu hai''

Nokrani

Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?

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