U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.
Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisiko number bhi dia nahi karte.
LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE
WHEN U R SAD ITS MELODRAMA
WHEN ANGRY ITS ACTION
WHEN AFRAID ITS THRILLER
WHEN CONFUSE ITS SUSPENSE
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NOW look at the mirror...hmm ITS .
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HORROR...(heheheheh)
NOW U SMILING haina...THATS COMEDY
In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life, success before work, & divorce before marriage. but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives. !!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
