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PAKISTAN ko world champion
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PAKISTAN ko world champion
PAKISTAN ko world champion
Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,
ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,
(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->
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May, 13 2010
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Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........''
Ek Pathan BLOOD
Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?
Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->
Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA
Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA
Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA
Band kar ke bijli sulgti doophar mai
Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA
How can a Sardar
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comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.
Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.
Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.
Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.
Most Successful
Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...
"Yet To Be Seen"
Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
bvap nay pichlay sa
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
Father To Guy
Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?
Guy : Off Course !
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Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.
Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.
HAMMAD: Take This Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card
HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:
Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?
Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,
TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.
Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
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