Jhatka kuch is tarah

Jhatka kuch is tarah
Jhatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ne apni zulfoon ko pappu"


Ikatthi char joein mere daman main aa girin . . . ;->
  

May, 14 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     2514 views       Funny

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Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
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A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?






Ans: A Police Officer!!
Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With

Me . .

Survey Report

5 % Says = YES

0 % Says = NO

And . .



95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai

Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???




Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)

Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
app ko sil ki gahraioon se


















fitay moun
Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P
Sms Kiya HAi

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Rewayat Hai Zamanay Ki

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Dastak Hai Un k Dil Par

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Jin Ko Aadat Hai Bhool Janay Ki..!!!
''''MARRIAGE''''

Is Nature''s Way

Of Preventing

''''PEOPLE''''

From Fighting With

''''STRANGERS'''' ... ;->
''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''