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Jhatka kuch is tarah
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Jhatka kuch is tarah
Jhatka kuch is tarah
Jhatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ne apni zulfoon ko pappu"
Ikatthi char joein mere daman main aa girin . . . ;->
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May, 14 2010
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William Studyfear said.
William Studyfear said...!!!
"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..
Your brain will be
Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.....5.....4....3...2..1.LOADING........Please wait.....ERROR: no brain detected
What Happens When
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->
Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han
Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
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A BEAUTIFUL
BIRD
send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.
Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga
Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga
Arz Kia Hai
Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .
Zara Gaur Farmayega
Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .
Paapi Paapi, Paapi Choolo . . . ;->
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Cutest Proposal
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Girl : kyun?
Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai
2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...
Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?
2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..
Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P
Ap dhond kar dikhao!
Ap dhond kar dikhao!
Acha
Tareef ke qabil
Pyara dikhne wala
Sweet
Smart
Chand se pyara
Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai
main hoon naa.->
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../
After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .
After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D
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