Everyday same wishes

Everyday same wishes
Everyday same wishes
R u bored of it? Let it b different Dis timeLet da devils sing around u, mummies dance around u, vampires sit behind uve a HORRIBLE NIGHT
  

May, 22 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2721 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
Sardar G:
.
.
.
TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!
Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "

Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->
Wat Is STATUS?

Its D Money V Spend Wich Is Not Ours,

To Buy D Things Which We Dont Need,

To Impress Ppl Whom We Dnt Know..!

Krazy But True...
wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
Shadi ka Vada kia Parveen seApni Mohabat thi Nasreen seAnjane me ye sub keh dia Mehreen seKia hal hua Hoga mera Pucho Samreen seAb Umeed hai Sirf Nosheen se
In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.


Why?



Sardar g replied




'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤



What R U Searching

?

?

?

No Msgs Today
.

.

.

.

.
Bcoz
.


Kashmir Day Is Holiday :->
height of rishtedari...




Ek ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli:kyun, apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho?
Ladka:jee haan, Bhabhi ji

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
.
Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
.
.
.
.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...
Aj SUNDAY hai

Is msg ko saat logon ko bhejiye.

Beleive me 7 din baad

Phir SUNDAY a jaya ga

Don''t Ignore it Its True.
I heard that good looks can kill?
.
.
.
.
So, please don?t look at me
.
.
.
.
I don?t wanna see you die.!!