Everyday same wishes

Everyday same wishes
Everyday same wishes
R u bored of it? Let it b different Dis timeLet da devils sing around u, mummies dance around u, vampires sit behind uve a HORRIBLE NIGHT
  

May, 22 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2387 views       Funny

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Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''

Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"



Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
''You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420''
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai


Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Par
Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel
Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..

"Parlor Se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai Wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,

Har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,

Sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,


Kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.->
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary