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May, 25 2010
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jaha ameer se ameer insaan b
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai
Pani Puri wale k paas.
AK minute k liye duniya me burey kaam ruk
AK minute k liye duniya
me burey kaam ruk
gaey he
y?
Batao kio
?
B''coz
"SHETAAN"is waqt sms
parh raha he:-p
boy tujhko kya bhejon?
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???
Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...
Pathan: Hum Ne
Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!
Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab
Pathan: Suurakh... ;->
bhaiyya ghar aa gaye ha
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .
us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''
Rub se dua karte hain,
Rub se dua karte hain,K mere doston ko khushiyon ka sansar mile,Or jo muje sms nhi karte,Unhe apni girl friends se behno jesa pyar milay:-)
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
Bow
Bow
Boow
Gurr
Bow Bow
Bowwwooo
Bow Bow Bowoo
Bow Bowoooo
O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay
kertay hain
.
Kuch loag 4 ghantay
kartay hain
.
Aur kuch loag to poori
poori raat kartay hain.
abbay aapna moblie
charge!!!!
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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