"OEYEEEEE"

"OEYEEEEE"
"OEYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
Varna
Teri...?





Teri Marzi,
Na Bhej yaar,
gusa kyn krty ho.... ;) ;)
  

May, 25 2010     106 chars (1 sms)     2807 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages




Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
























Because it was dead. . . ;->




??????? ??? ? ??? ??? ?? ?? ??? ????
???? ?? ??? ?

Ye Sania Mirza ne Mujhe SMS kiya hy
k Pyar to mei tum se karti hun
Sohaib Malik Se shadi to Pakistan
Aane ka aik Bahana hain..!

Teri bhabi b na ;->
Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k "SURF" de do...

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->
LAHORE Or KARACHI Main Agar Taliban Aa Gaye
''hAmY''....

Tu Kaisi Lagey Gi Burkhey Main Meera Aur Sheeri Rehman...
Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur
Tumhari Dosti Par
Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath
Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta
Sirf Tum Hii Nahi
Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai
Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna
Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy















Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun
Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K
Farishta: Hisaab Shoru
Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai
Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya
Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya
Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho
Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya
Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun
Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...
Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?
Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->


A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->
Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”