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INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
Jo Bolta B hy
Chalta B hy
Khata B hy
Monchen b hen uski
Pagri b pehnta hy
Naam hy uska
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....
I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Best Punishment
Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..
Giv Him A Mobile With A
Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him
In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk
Hello, MSS.
Hello,
MSS.
Dhyan Den
Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale
Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge
To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main
Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì
U R Many Kilometers Away From Me
U R Many Kilometers Away From Me
But
Still I''am Watching U
Through 3 Diferent Places
1- Cartoon Network
2- National Geographic
3- Animal Planet . . . ;->
dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,
Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,
Mat rona mere marne par a dost,
Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->
''''MARRIAGE''''
''''MARRIAGE''''
Is Nature''s Way
Of Preventing
''''PEOPLE''''
From Fighting With
''''STRANGERS'''' ... ;->
pathan to doctor
pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?
doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?
pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.
aarey tum sey keh rahey
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,
kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt
aur offcourse "Apun"
Two lions broke
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
apni zindagi main
"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo
Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"
~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
law of love
> > Law Of Love < <
"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->
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