"OEYEEEEE"

"OEYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
Varna
Teri...?

Teri Marzi,
Na Bhej yaar,
gusa kyn krty ho.... ;) ;)

May, 25 2010 106 chars (1 sms) 2964 views Funny

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Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....

Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

Press down if you think you are MAD,

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

What Is The Similarity

What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???

Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->

memon 0r sunao thand

Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

Mehman:thanda or garam dono!

Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->

Pakistan me 1 samandar

Pakistan me
1 samandar

5 darya

9 dame

1843 nahren

638246 kuwain

98834672 nalkey

93167346 tankiyan

734219465 tOtiyan

Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D

Mod Obedient

Mod

Obedient

Neat

Kind

Elegent

Young

It’s Totally Abt Me
But Need Not To B Worry , Ur Name Is Also In It

Just Read The First Letter Of Each Word. . . ;->

Agar tum mujh sey kabhi

Agar tum mujh sey kabhi roothey to mein kya karoon gha?

Socho,

Aik aur dafa soch lo.

Nahee pata, to suno

"mein tumhari tangein tord doon gha" Samjhey

''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai

''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai,
kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai,
sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
mufat ke sms padne ki b had hoti hai!!

most touching lines

Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...

"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)

Ek Rat Husband

Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya

Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi

Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)

''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,

Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.

At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?

Is ka hal mein tum ko batata hon Tum mein se jo bhi umar mein bari hai wo baith jaye,

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"OEYEEEEE"

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