Teacher:

Teacher:
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...





Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.
  

May, 17 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2170 views       Funny

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''yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...''
''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,


Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.



At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?



Is ka hal mein tum ko batata hon Tum mein se jo bhi umar mein bari hai wo baith jaye,


Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
New Funny GAME.
Sath sath Add karty jayain.

Sab se pehly 1 se 9 tak koi number apney Zahn main rak lain. Phir us main 5 ADD kar phir 2 se MULTIPLY karai phir us ko 10 divid kar dein jo ans aye us ko

Ek khali PAGE
pe lekh dain.
Phir us PAGE ka Jahaz bana k orayain. Aur Enjoy kerein :P
MALLIKA dancing
public clapping


Remove top
More claps


Removes bra
More claps

Removes panty
SSSilence





Moral of the story
Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.
Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"

Dil me Pyar Hai !

Ankho me Nasha Hai !

Baaton me Maza Hai !

Andaaz hee Juda Hai !

Dosti me Wafa Hai !

MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->
Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!
I Feel That Tears Are The Best Frmds . . . They Come To Accompany U When U r Really Happy
N
They r There When U Really Sad, NoOne Wid U . . . They r Always Wid Us
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log


Khuloos-e-Ulfat Ki Kuch Aisi Saza Dete Hain Log



Barha K Baal Baghlo''n K


Haath Utha Utha K Sungha Dete Hain Log . . . ;->
Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...



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