Teacher:

Teacher:
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...





Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.
  

May, 17 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2041 views       Funny

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THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|


Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
Aaj Tumhain Lunch Nahi Mily Ga...

Q K ?

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Q K Ye Dinner Time Hai
JAn|x . . . . . ;->
Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,




piyar k geet gungunate
hain,




Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,




Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->
Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->
How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)
Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!





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