Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.