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baba ranchoddas on dosti
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baba ranchoddas on dosti
baba ranchoddas on dosti
Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
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May, 05 2010
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100 gARM mitti..
100 gARM mitti..
100 gram Kankar.
25 garm k keeray makoray
5 gram Makree k jalay
Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
Journalist:
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?
Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain
Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,
Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)
Na pooch teri judai k
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..
Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
Husband:
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
Mosam shabab ka,
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
2 Married Men Talking-
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA
aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
jam
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya
.
.
... ...
Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.
(",)>
<))
_/I_
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
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"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:
"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?
biwi (Gusse se)
"Zeher"
Husband:
Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp
Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...
Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
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Tum Bohat Hi
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Lardke Ka SmS Parh Rahe Ho...
app k dost ko 100 wale card ki zar0rt hy
Jb meri koi call na aye,
jb koi sms na aye,
jb koi missed call b na aye,
To.....!
smaj lena k.
"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
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