The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.
Ek Pathan Doosre Pathan Se
''''Yaara Mujhe Tou Samajh Nahi Aata
K Log Mahina Mahina Kese Nah Nahate . . .?
Mujhe Toy 28wain Din Hi Kharish Shruu Ho Jati Hai . . . '''' ;->
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
