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boy tujhko kya bhejon?
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boy tujhko kya bhejon?
boy tujhko kya bhejon?
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
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In foreign Daughter:
In foreign Daughter:
Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
''Pehle hath pe Phir hont pe
''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe
Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe
Aur phir nak pe
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KISSSSS
Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''
Friedship is just like
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter
Ladkiyon ke college
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the ..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya. ..HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO?.
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Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.
When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?
He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"
ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
eXams are there,
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
student yaar dho
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
Metha as GULABJAMN
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
Metha as GULABJAMN
Rasila as RUS''MALAIE
Cool as ICE CREAM
ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!
Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN
Na LAY JAe .!!
Cool as ICE CREAM
ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!
Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN
Na LAY JAe .!!
So many options: Poison,
So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
Sayanein kehndey nein
Sayanein kehndey nein," pehley Tolo tey fer bolo".
Menu hun tussi dasso banda har wailey trakdeee ley k tey naeen na phir sakda.
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