There was ONe guy

There was ONe guy
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????










Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
  

May, 21 2010     523 chars (4 sms)     3301 views       Funny

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sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,

chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.

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Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi

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Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"


Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->


Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami


HELP!

HELP!

HELP!
Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)


“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try kar k dekhain..Hahaha!
Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?


hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?
Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)
Mum,

You may be treated like the maid,
you may be treated like the gardner,
you may be treated like the daycare,
you may be treated like the chauffer,
you may be treated like many things.
But one thing is for sure,
You will always be loved.
For a fathers work may be from sun up till sundown,
but a mothers work is never down.
And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe to you,
So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU!!