There was ONe guy

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

May, 21 2010 523 chars (4 sms) 3539 views Funny

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Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?

Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga

Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...

2 Sardar bank

2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!

Men tie the watch

Men tie the watch to their wrist facing up

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Women tie the watch facing down

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To see the time...!!!

a bf brought present

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

Mera dil e kenda

Mera dil e kenda k 80 kal 20 7 7 san .... 80 aj 20 7 7 an.... Aye dil kal 20 83 ....Aey Dil aaj 20 13 aye... menu 10....13 dil 20 ehi kehnda na??

I Filled In A Form At A

I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->

To live a life

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

light aa rahi hai?

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola: Oh no

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..

Motivational Thought

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I''m planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)

''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY

''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY

WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH

AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''

Aam logon ko bewaqoof

Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!

Wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"

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