There was ONe guy

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

May, 21 2010 523 chars (4 sms) 2759 views Funny

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classroom

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R

Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,

Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,

Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->

Fact of classroom:

Fact of classroom:

Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale

TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.

He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!

Height of Bindaasness..

Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"

what happens to a c

What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

''Crime doesn''t pay..

''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''

Think well,

Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well,

And also throw ur mobile in well

bcuz u r not messaging me well . . . ;->

idher golay pay gola hai

idher golay pay gola hai
idher golay pay gola hai.
odher dhamakay pay dhmaka hai.
idher mashwara hai mansubabandi ka
odher kakay pay kaka hai.

Wife saw sign board.

Wife saw sign board. Banarasi saree 10 Rs.Nylon saree 8/- Cotton saree 5/-
Wife:give me 500 Rs.I''ll buy50 sarees.
Hsbnd=Andhi, istri ki dukan hai

lahore

'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..

Tell Me Your Name in English.

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

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