There was ONe guy

There was ONe guy
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????










Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
  

May, 21 2010     523 chars (4 sms)     2746 views       Funny

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Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
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Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
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Love…
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Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
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"I MISS YOU"

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