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Men are like bank accounts.
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Men are like bank accounts.
Men are like bank accounts.
Men are like bank accounts.
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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->
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Mariz-Dr.sahab
Mariz-Dr.sahab meri problem ye hai ki main khud ko Bhgwaan samjhta hun.
Dr.-Aisa kabse hai?
Mariz-Jabse maine ye duniya banaai...
''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad
''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...
Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.
To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''
. . . . . Thinking About Me
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What Are You Doing ??
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Thinking About Me
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How Sweet . . . !!!
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I''m Also Doing The Same
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Thinking About Me . . . ;->
Sardar aur us ka dost
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
''1 billi chohe ko
''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!
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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar marna acha hai ya aik Damm?
Begum: Aik Dum
Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..
''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..
He Said!
Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''
train se yaad aya...
train se yaad aya...
train se yaad aya...
[remembered from train...]
train se yaad aya...
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam.....;->
pathan to doctor
pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?
doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?
pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon
Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai
Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno
Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?
Simple
Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!
AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI J
AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI Jo INsAn pAnI MaI khA sAktA HaI
SoCho
s0cHo
sIMpLe
JaN|x
GoOatA . . . ;->
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