Men are like bank accounts.

Men are like bank accounts.

Men are like bank accounts.
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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     189 chars (2 sms)     2998 views       Funny

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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
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