Men are like bank accounts.

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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->

May, 19 2010 189 chars (2 sms) 3551 views Funny

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Wat did an IT engineer

Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?

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guess..!

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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...

she is kidding

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

Shakespeare said,

Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .

Dark ;->

udas kyun kar rahy h

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Wah Wah...!

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..

HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.

"Barish ka Zamana hai" :-)

"Barish ka Zamana hai" :-)

"Musam bi SUHANA hai" :-)

"Ek do sMs to kro" :-) :-)

"Kiya balance ko 2010 tak Chalana hai?" *"*"*"*"

Amazing Newz

Amazing Newz

Recent Survey Shows Dat

D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"

Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->

funny

Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..

Who is a psychiatrist?

Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anywa

Karachi''s Girls.

Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

You Are Sweet , Cute

You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!

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Men are like bank accounts.

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