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Agar
SmS nhi ker sakte tu
Mobile bech k
Gubara
Khreed lo*...''''
  

May, 24 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2820 views       Funny

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Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon









Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon










Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->
Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.

Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further

So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
Gum me jine ka maza aata hai, Garibo k dar pe bhi khuda aata hai,Ek hum hai k har roz SMS karte hai,ek tumhara SMS jaise..4 saal baad WORLD CUP aata hai!.
Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:

Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aadat hai muskurane ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
3 Things That Should Not B Asked..



1.A Man''s Salary

2.A Girl''s Age..

&

Students %..

It Hurts
Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->


Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka Sab Se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, Ab Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?
The worst way of missing some one is...
























like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->
Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye
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Jab koi Mushkil Par Jaye
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Tou

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Tou



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JL

ToU MaIn Kia Karun

:Khud BhugTo".. ;->

Once "Chhakka"



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