Height of confidence...Mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses...Tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth....!!
Police Constable to his SOn: "Tumhara result acha Nahi aya, aj se Sara Khelna ,Baher jana Or T.v BAND"
Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "