''''"" '' '' '' '' '',, '' ;

''''"" '' '' '' '' '',, '' ;
''''""
'' ''
'' ''
'',, ''
;
''
''
, ''
,,, ,
('','')/"

_ll_



Agar
SmS nhi ker sakte tu
Mobile bech k
Gubara
Khreed lo*...''''
  

May, 24 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     1945 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai








Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi Aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->


I f

A t

F i r s t

Y o u

D o n '' t

S u c c e e d ,

F a i l u r e

M a y

B e

Y o u r

S t y l e ... =P
''How To Become a GENIUS?

*some text missing*

Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIUS. ;-''
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !


Translate It Into English . . . !







My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->

Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)


3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:


1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
Mera dil e kenda k 80 kal 20 7 7 san .... 80 aj 20 7 7 an.... Aye dil kal 20 83 ....Aey Dil aaj 20 13 aye... menu 10....13 dil 20 ehi kehnda na??
Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi

Kuch tha us k honto pe magar sharmati thi

Jab hum ne mu khulwaya uska zabar dasti

To pata chla kmbakht naswar khati thi:-)
ooiy yaroo
.
.
.
.
.mery dil ki taroo
.
.
..
.mery pearoo

.
.
.
mery tabiedaroo
.
.
.
.husan k parwanoo.
.
..
.
ary oo dewanoo
.
.
.mujhy kabi to jano
.
.
.
jo be mily bacha osy kis karo

.
.kia yaar kabi to mujhy mis karoo

.
.
flert ko tum end karo


.
mujhy kuch achay sy funy sms send karoo
Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai

Wo Aisay bachai k

Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Dun to Kya Karega ?

Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jao ga

Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!

"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it''s gr8!
Are u twins?