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Preeto 2 maid:
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Mom: Woh Kese?
Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
love inspires envy
Love inspires Envy.
Envy endangers Spite.
Spite spawns Fallacies.
Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya ;-)
Lawyer 2 sardar:
Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..
Sardar ji: Sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)
Karachi''s Girls.
Karachi''s Girls.
1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?
2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai
Oye Jaldi Se Yahan Aajao Yahan Pe Masla Ho Gaya Hai
Yahan Gatter Full Ho Gaya Hai Jaldi Aajao Saaf Karna Hai :->
pathan angoor bech raha tha
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
taniya good news for you
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
Difference Between
Difference Between Pati & Gadha.
ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,
But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
new degrees of do
New Degrees Of
"DOG"
DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...
Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
Thak Thak. G Kon?
Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
Agar kissi k dil
Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.
iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee
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