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Agar
SmS nhi ker sakte tu
Mobile bech k
Gubara
Khreed lo*...''''

May, 24 2010 148 chars (1 sms) 2676 views Funny

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wht did a handosm

wht did a handosm dog say to a beautiful bitch during a candlelight
dinner near a romantic river in open moonlight?

"BhoW bHOw"

Hor vicaray ne ki khena
si..:->

Son:papa jab

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

agar main tumse juda ho jao

Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?

Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)

SHALWAR bandhane k lye

Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D

Ya Allah Ya Rehman Ya Raheem

Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem

Daro mat Kisi ko 4wd nai kerna Khud hi parrh lo...

Sawab mile ga Paaapi Insaan.. :-)

your bthday is a da

Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,
A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,
In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too
For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend

''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti

''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya to chuonti seedhi Hathni ke pass gaee aur kaha Dekho behen apne shoher ko samjha lo warna MARD hamaray ghar main b hain...@''

Ye awaaz pehchano,

Ye awaaz pehchano,

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Dhee choo

Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!

nigahain aj b us kuttay ko tlash krti hy pappu

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Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu

Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->

apni pasand ka numb

Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100

Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->

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I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away

Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)

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