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AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...
AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...
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Aik bAr Phir:
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EiD MubArAk... =P ;-
I''m on a mission!
I''m on a mission!
Mission to make u cute,
2make u beautiful ,
2make u smart,
2make U genious...I
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel.Yahan Light Nai Hai
Mujhay Mera Cell Mil Nai Raha.
About 99% Will Ring Back To Prove That They Are Fool
Ek Pyari Si Surat Ek Masoom Sa Cehra
Ek Pyari Si Surat
Ek Masoom Sa Cehra
Jheel C Aankhain
Kuch Meethi Baatain
Ek Nazu Ada
Kuch Masti Kuch Maza
Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda
Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye Sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->
reading from book of facts
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
ek din milla wo mujh
Ek din milla wo mujh say,
Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....
Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?
Jhuka ke palkain ,
Chupa ke chehra ,
Laga wo kehnay ,
Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->
Yaad tumhari na aaye
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
Q: Why dogs don''t
Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!
Love Is The Thing That ...
Love Is The Thing That ...
Enables A Woman To Sing
While She Mopes Up The Floor
After
Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->
TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.
STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....
The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire
The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire
Is . . . .
To Become A Billionire And
Then Lose Money . . . ;-
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