I Was Standing In The Park

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I Was Standing In The Park
I Was Standing In The Park


Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger


As They Get Closer . . .


Then



It Hit Me . . . ;->
  
May, 18 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     1954 views       Funny

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Of OnE lEtTeR iN ThE
sPeLlInGs Of
NeW eLeCtEd AmErIcAn
PrEsIdEnT & WoRlD''s
MoSt WaNtEd TeRrOrIsT ...


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k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

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