Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->
  

May, 17 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2557 views       Funny

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A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?

Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???


Larke Ki Maa





Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



Client congrats you have been successful.
Welcome To My Friendship World


Press 6 For Help
Press 3 For Money
Press 078 For Sharing Happiness
Press 93 For Sharing Saddness
Press All Previous Number To Call Me!

Cho0se one number;

10

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Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;->
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.



Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...
*JOKE*
Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan

Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to

Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.

Dekh k mera dill

phoot phoot rota hai.

yar tum se ik brush b

theek se nehin hota hai.