Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi? Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi? Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy! Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy? Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache. Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p