Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->
  

May, 17 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2484 views       Funny

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Man : How can that be?
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wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."





Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.
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Pandit2-Why?


Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper
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Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
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"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"
Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???






Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
Jis Ne B Meri Aftari Krni He
Mjhy Abi Bata De!


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Student:- He is the one who helped
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From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz :-D
Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
1 bulave pe mera yaar aata tha
Ab padh kr delete karte hai mere sms
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha