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Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna
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Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna
Jo Naik Ho.
5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.
Parda B Krti Ho.
Rozy B Rkhti Ho
Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri
Shadi Krwani Hy
Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->
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Whn A Girl Falls Down
Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs
Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki
Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...
Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->
How Can You Tell
How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->
Indian Airlines slogan
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm
b''coz AC doesn''t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.
W1y w2y w1y w5y W5x w1y w2y w1y
W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y
Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k dekho
HaHaHa!
Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga
'''' OYE ''''
'''' OYE ''''
'''' HOYE '''' ;-
larki phansani ati hai?
# Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do.
Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
Phans Gai Larki.:-P
Children, on average
Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know why 385 laughs disappear?
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''('','') ('','') ('','')
<[]> <))\, <))> /\_ / \_ / \_
jo b pasand aye bata dena Rishta karwa don ga Larkian saari Ache hain;-)''
Every normal
Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but for myself its 73. the extra 1 is ur smile. So don’t stop ur smile, it will affect my heart.. Keep Smiling
Before you judge a person,
Before you
judge a person,
Walk a Mile in
His Shoes
.
.
After that,
.
.
Who cares?
He''s a Mile away & the shoes r urs!
Take them & Run;-)
bv ne apny naraz shohar ko msg
Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)
Zara jo door jaty ho,
Tab ehsas hota hai
k baqi kuch nhi rehta
Mere jevan k angan main
Meri khushion k daman main
Tere bin kuch nhi rahta
Udasi Chahee rahti hai
Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain
Din Sadion se lagte hain
In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai
Umeden marne lagti hain
Tere hathon se mere hath
Achank choot jate hain
Mere Armaan Roty hain
Tujhe awaz dete hain
Tujhe wapas Bulate hain
Suno Laot Aao na
Suno Laot Aao Na
Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''
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