Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->

May, 17 2010 182 chars (2 sms) 2563 views Funny

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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

chota tha tabhi dekhne nahi mili koi mil gaya...

ab dekhta hu mein reshma ki jawani...;->

Teacher: History

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->

I Proud Being Ur Friend

I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+A+N+T+I

L = Luvly

A = Attractive

N = Noble

T = Tangible

I = Intelligent

In Short You Are 100 %
LANTI Friend ;->

''AB TO BIJLI BHI

''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai

"Mohsin"

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1 Ghanta Sobha

1 Ghanta Shaam

or

1 Ghanta Raat.....:d

- Mohsin Skywalker -''

A SmiLe Costs Less Than

A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than

Electricity,

But

Gives
More
Light.

So

ALways
SmiLe

and

Prove

that

U
r
the
Best

"Tube Light" ;->

Interview 4 New Admission

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

U can control your Breath but not Death

U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not

LOOSE MOTION

merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,

merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,

chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.

Aj me bohat udas hon

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary

lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p

Sumtime U Miss Me

Sumtime U Miss Me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U Hurt me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U Sms Me. Most of the times I Do

Sumtime U meet me, Datz the only thing " I alwayz Want "

Keeeeeeeeep In toucH Beta

KanJoOs Msg kAr Nahin To

KanJoOs Msg kAr
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Teri...

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Marzi naa ker...

''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....

''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
Socho
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Are itna bhi kya sochna

Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?''

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