Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->

May, 17 2010 182 chars (2 sms) 2925 views Funny

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Aaj tum nein kaha tha

Aaj tum nein kaha tha naa k aaj tumhara dimagh boht chal raha hai!

to yaar jaldi sey chautha(4th) gear lagana mein nein ghar jaldi jana hai

with love this wish

With love this wish is sent your way ,
for a very special kind of day

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

Banta ek sadhu se bola"

Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao.
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Ko ko ko ko ko

Ko ko ko ko ko

Ko

Ko

Ko

Ko

Ko

ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
Ko
.
.
.
.
Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,

Ek shareef admi

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

bijli chali gai

jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai

jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai

jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai

majboor hoker socha

khudkushi ker loon

per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.

What Is difference

What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary??
Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir

You Are "ABCDEFGHIJKL"

You Are

"ABCDEFGHIJKL"

A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant

C - Cute
D - Dashing

E - Exciting
F - Fantastic

G - Great
H - Humorous

I - Intelligent

J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .

It Doesn''t Matter

It

Doesn''t

Matter

How Often

A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!

He Still Ends Up

With The Same Boss ... ;->

A bOy lOst In The mAll

A bOy lOst In The mAll

Started Shouting

F

F

F

F

F

WHY??

BCOZ

NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION

F=MA

SO HE WAS SHOUTING

MA

MA

MA

MA

MA

A lady delivered twins.

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows

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