1 pathan ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia

1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

May, 05 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2849 views Funny

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Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

Bari Mushkil Se

Bari Mushkil Se

Hum Aap K Liye

Aasmaan Se Taare Torne Gaye

But

Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya

k

Shopping Bag

to

Ghar Bhool Gaye

Ager Koi Cute Larki Apko " I LOVE U " Bole tu

Ager Koi Cute Larki

Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu

3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain ..

1. Uski ankhain kharab hain

2. Woh Pagal Hai

Ya

3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)

Biology Teachr:

Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?

All Girls Shoutd Loudly

Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni

Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni Balls Phenki Jaati HaiN?
Kya Kaha..6?
Sorry Aik Over Mein Aik He Ball 6
Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Aaye Baray Cricket k Shoqeen ;->

Reporter zardari se.

Reporter zardari se.!
Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai,
iss ka raaz? Zardari..!
Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon,
k muje sadar kaise banaya? ;->

mazmon likho!!!

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

Larki Doctor Se

Larki Doctor Se
Main Jub Cigrette Peeti Hun To Ajeeb Becheni Si
Hoti Hai Main Pehla Kash Leti Hun To Apne Shoes
Utar Deti Hun Dosre Kash Main Socks,

Teesray Kash May Shirt Utar Dayte Hon
Or Chotay Main.....
Dr: Yeh Lo G0LD LEAF Or
Tafseel Say Batao... :P :D ;->

I mess u... i mes yo....

I mess u...
i mes yo....
i mmisss yooo..
i mis yuo.......
Maybe i didn learn
how to write it....
but u taught me
how to feel it.......

Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes

Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r Sad

Ven U Smile
Reason Is U r Happy

But Ven Start Laughing While Crying

No Need 2 Tell D Reason

Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->

Naya Qaumi Tarana

Naya Qaumi Tarana

Mush Sar Zameen Shaad Baad
Kishwar-e-Haseen Shaad Baad
Tu Nishan-e-Corruption Aalishaan
Arz-e-Mushistaan
Shaad Baad Opposition Barbaad
Mush Sar Zameen Ka Nizam
Aatay Gas Bijli Ka Burhaan
Qaum Mulk Saltanat
Chaudry Paindabad, Shaukat Aziz Mulk Se Farar
Parcham-e-Sitara-o-Hilal
Khoon Main Runga Sara Saal
Bhool Apna Maazi
Shaan-e-Haal
Jaane-Istaqlal
Saya-e-Bomber Sar Par Sawar . . . ! !

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