koi insan agr ankhe

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

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Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.

May, 06 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2389 views Funny

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Student: 4

Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?

Student:
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Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
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Books TO Files

Jeans To Formal

Pepsi To Juices

Girlfriend To Wife

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DOSTI ? ;->

D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra

D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?

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Apko To Pata
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