ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->

May, 13 2010 144 chars (1 sms) 2173 views Funny

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ye Shadi nahin Aasan

ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)

Ghajini me Aamir khan

Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?

Nahi pata..?

Aray bhai yehi,

K Ab ganjay bhi maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)

. . .. . .Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .

Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .

Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .

Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .

1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo

1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->

frnds r lik balons

frnds r lik balons onc u let thm go u can never bring them back. thats y mera dil chata hai app ki hawa nikal k apny pas rakh loon.

Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D

befor and after

Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..

The length &

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Main Tou Kal Se Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon

Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)

!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

What is your SMS Account No.???

I want to Check!!!

Some Error is There!!!

Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!

Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!

UNDERSTAND!

TUM SACHE,

TUM

SACHE,

PYARE,

IMANDAR,

SAMAJDAR,

AQALMAND,

SHAREEF

Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,

Lalu: Rabri,

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.

Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,

ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->

dada ye to us se b udham hai

Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->

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