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I Was Thinking

Of Becoming

A Doctor,

I Have Handwriting For I
  

May, 17 2010     88 chars (1 sms)     2442 views       Funny

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''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.
Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?

1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->
A golden message for youngsters....


A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult With Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And Weeps With No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?


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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->


Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko






Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->
''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen







Pesh Ha










''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->

Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->