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I Was Thinking

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A Doctor,

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May, 17 2010     88 chars (1 sms)     3018 views       Funny

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Imagine...

Urself in a boat,
which is sinking...

Sharks all around u...

Wat can u do 2 save urself???




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Very simple...







Stop imAgininG.../ :P


English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.






A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->
''Height Of Kanjusi . . .











Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . .












That too with gas kit...!!!''
Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)

now what should we do....?


The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History...
Played on 30th Sept,09 b/w PAK & AUS...
But The Looser Was ...

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INDIA! =P =D
Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.

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hello this is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service we are the experts in disturbin n irritating ppl at busy hrs. Our goal has been achieved. Thx !


Ur 5 qualities:

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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.