Pathan

Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,

Pehla dusray se bola:

Yaar maachis
kahan hai?

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2nd:

Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!

Aug, 11 2012 153 chars (1 sms) 3174 views Funny

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Ek Pathan Apnay Betay

Ek Pathan Apnay Betay K Sath Lakriyan Kaatnay

Jangal Gaya. Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya.

Pathan Ghussay Se Apne Betay Ko Maarnay Laga

Aur Bola: Kambakht Main To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hun,
Tu To Ghar Ja.

new style of proposing

New Style Of Proposing:

Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.

what you can do

Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips...

Of Course you know the first one :)

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Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut! :-)

Zara Sochain ......

Zara Sochain ......

Aakhir Hum Main Kia
Ghalti Hy k

Hum Par Khuda Ka Azad
Ramzan Main Hi Kyun
Aata Hy

2005 Main
EARTHQUAKE

2008 Main
ASIF ZARDARI ... ;->

ajab prem ki ghazab kahani

Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)

news alert koi

NEWS ALERT !!

Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De

Mat Khana Plz

Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna

Q
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City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

Ye Pighalta Jism

Ye Pighalta Jism

Ye Kapkapate Hont
Ye Larazti Awaz

Ye Larkharate Qadam

Ufff

Mujhe Tou Pehle Hi Shak Tha

K

Tum

CHARSI Ho :p

Behind every successful man,

Behind every successful man,
There is a woman...
And
Behind every unsuccessful man,
There are two.....

"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:

"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:

Idhar Chupa,
Me Udhar Chupa....

Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...

Arey Pakar Liya..

Yeh ''BUSH'' Tune Kya Kiya... ???

Keep It In The Cow

How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)

Americans Invented Cellphone.

Americans Invented Cellphone.

Japanese Invented SIM Card.

PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!

Proud To Be An Pakistani!

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