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Pathan
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Pathan
Pathan
Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,
Pehla dusray se bola:
Yaar maachis
kahan hai?
.
2nd:
Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!
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msg phara?
samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro
ab samjh aya?
Nahi ?
Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???
a sweet demand by a kid
A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan
1-Zardari Imandari
Krega
2-Altaf Karachi Ayega
3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega
4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi
5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)
tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
KFC
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.
Friend:Q ?
Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,
Mood theek ho,
Time ho pass,
Sab kam chor k,
Thora ehsas ho to,
Dil mane to,
to
to
aik
(SMILE PLZ)
pyaar mein kuch bhi
Main ne kaha k pyar mein kuch
b kr sakta hn,
Us ny muskra k kaha hmara is dfa
bijli ka bil tum dna,
<(‘,’)
O MAIN TO AYNWI AYNWI
AYNWI AYNWI LUT GYA.
I LOVE YOU..!
I LOVE YOU..!
:
I REALLY LOVE YOU..!!
:
I Love You More Than Any Thing In The World...!!!
Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnu Apni Laila Se..
Par Bichare Ko English Nahi Aati Thi...!!!
1 sardar ko tera bha
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,
SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,
"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)
''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''
The Holy Passion Of Friendship Is Of,
The Holy Passion Of Friendship Is Of,
So Sweet & Steady & Loyal & Enduring
A Nature That It''ll Last Through A Whole LifeTime . . .
If Not Asked o Lend Money . . . ;->
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