boy and girl

boy and girl
boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...

girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D
  

Sep, 07 2012     92 chars (1 sms)     2538 views       Funny

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An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:



"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.
Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel



KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien





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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BABY
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?













Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!
Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......



Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....
1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
What is the difference between donkey and Monkey?

Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message

Choice is Yours .. :)
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Assalam-0-Alikum
Aaj ki taza khabar..




















































News Paper mein hay...........