A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...... Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!! ... Junior: no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to? Boss: no! Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P
Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.
Girl''s father: Mein nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindagi 1 gadhey k saath guzarey...Boyfriend: Bas,esi liye mein ussey yahan se le janey ayia hon...;-)
1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka
A BoY tOOk A BooK FrM HIs ShElf To Study Alll the Other bUks fell On him...
mOral Zara sI Over ActIng Apkki Jaan bhI Le sAkTi Hai... tAmAm kItabein aPni pOhanch se dOOr rakhe aur tabiyat kharab hOne per teacher se RuJou kaRe... A PUblic Service msg fRm ...
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
