bhikari 1 rupia ded

bhikari 1 rupia ded

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
  

May, 06 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2292 views       Funny

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KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
AchA AdMi NaHe HotA

AgR YeAh bI MaaN LaIn kY wo bHoAt

bUrA AdMi hY tU pHiR bI uSs Ny

AcHa kAm kIa ky

Aik bUrY AdMi ko kHaTm kIa
The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?

Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !


Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u

Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain
rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,


jissey dikha k rona hai wo to boht hee door hai, issliye dil majboor hai
MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha
Mama Le Aai SUFI
''''SUFI pe Aitmaad Jo Tha''''
Subha Hui Tou Na SUFI Tha Na MAHA
3Saal Baad MAHA Mili
Saath HABIB Aur SULTAN Bhi Thay
DEkha Sufi Ka Kamal. . . ;-
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.

I Was In Temple

When A Guy Next

To Me Lite A Cigarete

Frm The Arti.

I Was Shocked N

Droped My Beer Bottle
Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.