When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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Job In Trafic Police

Job In Trafic Police

Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.

1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)

3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)

4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)

Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn

1 murghamurghi ki

1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->

twinkle twinkle lit

Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star

Aishwrya Is A
Film Star

Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita...?

Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao

Pandit: Fer

Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia. . . ;->

Life Means ENJOY ,

Life Means ENJOY ,

ENJOY means Mobile ,

Mobile Means SmS,

SmS mEans ...

"salla muft da syapaa"

Pathan ka interview tha

Pathan ka interview tha..

Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
.
.
.
Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;

Bachi chalak nikali

Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.

Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta

''Heer: Main

''Heer: Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Hogai, Ruswa Hogai...!!

Raanjha: To Main Konsa UBL main Manager Lag Gaya Hun...''

creation

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

Dear Indians,

Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444

Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947

Sorry For The Late Delivery!

Ekaadmi tha..!

Ekaadmi tha..!

woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...!
kisiko call nahi karta tha...
fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

y

kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha..!

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