When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  

May, 26 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2620 views       Funny

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Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"



Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!

New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy


DOCTOR:
Khy?


Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.



Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?


Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.
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busy
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is liyè
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sms màin kuch nàhi
likkhà k àap kø pàrhnà
pàrey gà ;->
By The Time You
Finish Reading This Sms

You''ll Realize
































You Have Wasted Your Time

&

Been Made Fool As Well ... ;->
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur



wahan se neche phaink diya.
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,




yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Son : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food
COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles
with
your
friendship
Since
U
r
found
guilty
u
r
Sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->