When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

May, 26 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 3005 views Funny

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''If people says you

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if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''

source of vitamin

Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-Shahid Afridi

Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

air hostess to pathan in plane

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

A woman had triplets

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Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

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Badboo aap ne maari hai

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..

Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->

''Aankhon main nami t

''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,

Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''

kyun duaein maang

kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! Indian bhaiyon ?

Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha. . . ;->

''Usko dekha to

''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''

policeman!!!

Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga

Ajeb shakhs tha

Ajeb shakhs tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha..
sawal karne se pehlay jawab rakhta tha..

Wesay to kehta tha ''i hate grlz''

magar khusron se hansi mzaq rakhta tha..

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