When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  

May, 26 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2411 views       Funny

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ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K


DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,

Hogi Sachi Dosti Tou AyeGa Jawab

Agar Na Aaye Jawab Tou Mat Hona Udaas

Samaj Jana K Balance Nahi Hai Ghareeb K Bache K Paas. . .
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar

Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek Litre Petrol Daal Do

Petrol Pump Wale Ne Pehle Bike Ko Dekha

Aur Phir Is K Pait Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga

Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun


Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
7 Saal pehlay meri grl
frnd kay saray bhai kam
peh jatay thay,


aj salay ghar mein
bethay ha,


Aur date marna
Impossible Ho gya ha.




JEENAY DO MUSHARAF
Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.
Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?













coz










Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano''n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hy . . . ;->
You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?

student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?

then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.

teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?

student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai

Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai
'' Happy Teachers Day "

Appne Teacher Ki Bohat Respect kijye .. Kyunke is Duniya Mai Murghi k Ilawa Wo Wahid personailty Hai Jo Apko Anda De Sakti Hai