When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  

May, 26 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3050 views       Funny

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Teacher: Woh kese?

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Gas Nai Thi..

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I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab

"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
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Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?

Us Ny Kaha

"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"
Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
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Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bache Ho)~


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Ans. Frog





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Faisal Butt Subzwari

Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui

Mian Farooq Sattar

Shaikh Waseem Akhtar

Rana Babar Gouri

Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
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written by an African child:

When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->