When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  

May, 26 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2967 views       Funny

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Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here’s a wish 4 my darling… may all your dreams come true & i wish u a very happy birthday. with lots of love and kisses… from a heart that beats…just 4 you by me.
“SUB KO SEND KREN PLZ”
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Gujrat k sath 1 elaaqa jiska
name “Lala Mussa” hy.
Wahan 1 insaan Paida huwa
hai jo andy deta hai..
(Astaghfirullah)
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Wo b
100 Rupy Darjan… =D


'' 3 '' Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do:

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DarD

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GhAM

3
RoothNA

'' 3 '' CheeZAiN KAbhi Na BhuLAnA:

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"HumAyuN"

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Us K Msgs

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US KI PERSONALITY.. ;)

''3'' Kaam kAbhi nA kArnA:

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Is Msg k0 Edit kArnA

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ApnA nAAm LikhnA

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DooSroN k0 Msg Bhej k IMpreSS kArnE ki nAkAAm KoShiSh kArnA... =P ;->
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon

Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.

Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
Arz kia ha..

Karachi main agar agaye talibaan..

Wah wah..

Kia arz krdia ha mene

karachi main agar agaye talibaan,,

to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.
Few Sweetest kisses...

loveliest kiss: on cheeks..

Romantic kissL on lips..

Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)
''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,

SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR
K POCHIN....

R U SURA?????

U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS
SMS.....??



Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?

Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->


After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.
Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA