When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  

May, 26 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3040 views       Funny

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Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he



kisi ki pasand se hame kya




hame to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he

wah wah
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.


Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money
Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!
Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka Waqt Ho Gya Hai.
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From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..

Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?

Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
GOLDEN WORDS.....!







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