When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

May, 26 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 3175 views Funny

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Sardar made a call to the airport.

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

BoY At Bus StoP saying

BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:

Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai "MQM" Ka Unit IncharGe Hai...!

Sirf Pet K Dard Pe

Sirf Pet K Dard Pe Nikal Aaye Hain Aansu Pappu,

Qabz Ka Aalam To Abhi Ap Ne Dekha He Nahin.!! ;->

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)

Jis Tarah

Jis Tarah
Ghibat Amal Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Neyki Badi Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata Hai,
Or Jhoot Rizq Ko,
Usi Tarah

Zardari Pakistan Ko Kha Jayega!!

Sardar Goes tofu

Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)

Falling in love is

Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

ek jungle mein chuhay

ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,

agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,

haathi bhi kahin chup jata,

aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,

pata chala chuha MQM mein tha

I Have A DouBt

I Have A DouBt

Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings

And

Shut Down For
Computers...

While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->

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mujhe pata tha pura parhey bina
tujhe Sukoon thori aaey ga le mar

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susti ki intiha,

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

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