When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  

May, 26 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2421 views       Funny

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Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
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God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
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Rat,
Din.
Subha,
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Peetay.
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MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.
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BV. kon say fida,

Shohar. Mujhe maray GONAHUN ki saza dunya may hi mil rahi hay.....
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Audience: Clapped.

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Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
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Hippo Refuses. . .!
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Hippo Said:
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''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->