When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  

May, 26 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3138 views       Funny

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kia talash kr

rahy ho! Sirf

happy ( khush )

raho :)
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?


Think...




No?



A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
Q: Which is Higher
"A Mountain"
or
"No Mountain" . . . . ????
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A: "No Mountain"
coz "No Mountain" is higher than Mt. Everest . . . . ;->


We Must Believe In
LUCK ...


For


How Else Can We
Explain


''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
Aeroplane Wright Brothrs

Cycle Macmillan

Telephone Graham Bell

Telescope Galileo

Exams

Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Arz kiya hai....
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...

majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
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"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"
Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi Krna Chaty Ho To Tme Mere Mumy Papa Ko Khush Krna Hoga
Boy:Han Me Kroga.Mje Kia Krna Hoga
Me Apni Jan Tk De Skta Hun.Kaho.
Girl:Tumhe Hr Hafte Mumy Ko 5kg Ata Dena Hoga,Aur Papa Ki Gari Me 5litre Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:Acha BAJI Ami Aba Ko Salam Kehna
Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,

B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?


pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->
A DUA...
tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.
Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.
or
tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.
tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.
Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.
apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.
Koi aur dua.....???
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga