When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  

May, 26 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2181 views       Funny

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Wife: Suno Jii DR ne mujhe ek mahinay ka aaram ke liye kisi Hill Station par jane ko kaha hai Hum Kaha Jayegaye?

Husband: Dosray DR ke Pass
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta
Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.
"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo



"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
''1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya
ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 5 thy ab 6 hein.''

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani"ka akhri sapna kya tha


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