god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.

May, 03 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2695 views Funny

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Sagai Aur Shaadi

Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?

Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha

Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

What?

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne MenaR-e-PakistaN daikha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..

Lost in a animal

Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals

(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

("v")
(( ))
Bird

()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey

(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe Jawab Nhe Hai

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy

Sardar : Was thinking .

Sardar : Was thinking .
Sardarni : Kya soch rahe ho?
Sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaise chalta hai
Sardarni :Kia?
Sardar : yehi k " Ap dekh Rahy hain STAR PLUS " !

nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.

Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)

munna

()()
('';'')

Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smsxone.com Likhne Ka

Baap Betay Se

Baap Betay Se Tum Itni Dair Se Ghar Par Murga Q Bane Howe Ho?

Beta Aap Hi Ne To Kaha Tha

K Jo Kam School Mein Kiya Karo

Us Ko Ghar Par Dohralia Karo."^

A Gorgeous Girl

A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 profesor'' cabin & Says : i Wil do anything 2 pass the Exam.Prof: Anything?Girl : yaProf: ??Girl: yesProf: Then go & Study

PATHAN proposed

PATHAN proposed grl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razi mian ...
mian pagal hon teri judai main..
gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta...
PATHAN tere bina reh nahi sakta ..:$

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