god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.

May, 03 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 3224 views Funny

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Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:

Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??

arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....

Pathan

PATHAN 100 K note par likha Numbre dial kar raha tha
DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...?
PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka mobile ab kis k pas hay.....

Ye Badalti Rutai''n Ye Dubte Huey Arman

Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
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KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->

Thr Was An Old Man

Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others

Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man

WHY?

His Name Was Peter Park-Ker

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

wah wah

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"

Bachelor''s schedule...

Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

What a Wondrful Drama..

What a Wondrful Drama..
Writen by Dr Farooq Sattar
Cast:
Hero:Altaf bhai
Heroen:Altaf
Vilan:Altaf
Drama Name
"Istifa,topi ya chalaki"
Altaf, Altaf.. Bajao tali.

Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad

ya ashwariya...

Ya

Jysoria ;->

Wife Pointing At

Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .

WOMAN: U Tell

WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .

MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->

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