God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
