god made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.

May, 03 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2607 views Funny

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Husband asks:

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

hum aur aap

Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale

Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale

Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!

Doc 2 Patient :

Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.

Lady: Is this my train?

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->

teacher to pathan

Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?

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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!

agar tumhein

agar tumhein kabhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta hoon, to phir plz kabhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt,

Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur b kaam karney ko.

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho

Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho

Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.

(Pak traffic police)

(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Thre have been many time in 2010

There have been many time in 2010
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2011.

dinner should be light

Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

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