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aadmi apne bachay se
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aadmi apne bachay se
aadmi apne bachay se
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->
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Teacher To Student:
Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?
Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->
thought provoking
~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~
After
T u e s d a y .......
Week Itself Says .......
W T F ....... =P ;->
pathan to doctor
pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?
doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?
pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.
Sardar Dharakt pe
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!
Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP
Kar Ke Soti Hain
Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.
ramzan shareef me loadsheding per sabr
Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.
ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O
Thanx
Regards
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->
Dil mein maangi thi
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.***Aameen***
Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga
Kyun K
Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Or
Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .
JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb
Or
Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->
man to barber cut my hair short
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
Ab PARHAI soch
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,
kyou k....?
GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
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