an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn''t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!
