aadmi apne bachay se

aadmi apne bachay se


Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->
  

May, 06 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2551 views       Funny

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Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D
Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?


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I Like u..?

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I Need u..?
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Chal bay


Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-


A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
















Simple Hy Yaar













An Alphabet . . . ;-
Please pass this msg to all friends n help me.
I’m imdad
Blood group (0-)
urgently need
2 bottles….
Of
fanta and coke
with
1 large Pizza
thanx..
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
''Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....









Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas''
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

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Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.