aadmi apne bachay se

Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->

May, 06 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2895 views Funny

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