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aadmi apne bachay se
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aadmi apne bachay se
aadmi apne bachay se
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->
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Some times small things in l
Some times small things in life..
Hurt a lot...
if you don''t agree ..
with me ....
then ...
>>>>
try to sit ...
On a
COMMON PIN :)
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK
PaRtHe RaHe ThE?
BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn
11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,
BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe
MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA
K LiGhT JaNe Ka
PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata
Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata
Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga
Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D
1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:
kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:
oh "Red&White"
Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:
:King Size Filter"
''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..
''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..
1. Ghar me
sindhi bolo
2. School me
urdu bolo
3.Paper
angrezi me hal kero
or
4.Mrnay k baad hisab Arbi me do''
where do ghosts go f
Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
It Simple
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Ok Let Me Tell U
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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz
Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
''Doctor: Mrs.
''Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D''
policechor se wad
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"
Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab
Aagey Se Nahi
Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
In case there i
In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to ........ guess wot guyz....
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KAMEENA..:))
pathan ko raat k 2 bajay fone aya
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
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