Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

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lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
  

May, 21 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2518 views       Funny

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Sau ( 100 ) Rupay Hain Oye . . . ;->
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Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
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Whenever
You See His Lips
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FRIENDs
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Than
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Excellent
FRIENDs

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''Harpic''or ''Domex''
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They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
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