Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

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lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.

May, 21 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 2000 views Funny

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Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.

Agar tum Pakistani

Agar tum Pakistani Cricket team k coach ban jao to phir kya ho gha?

"Saarey player darakhton pe chard kar khelein ghey"

Bandar coach ho gha to yehi ho gha na.

Definition of High Heels:

The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)

What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?

What do you call a woman who marries an old,
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Stupid. . . ;->

Once an Ant

Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?

Guess why ??

Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)

50 meel duur jab

50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon
karke rota h to ma kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro
varna

bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAmiya ban jayega

2 pyaz , 3 lahsan ,

2 pyaz , 3 lahsan , 5 gm jeera , 3 kali mirch , 2 spoon namak , 4 spoon oil , 1 cup water aur thoda hara dhania . Pata hai me kia bana rahe hun. . .Tumhe ullu

Policeman: Tum Ne

Policeman: Tum Ne
Beech Road Pe Bus Q
Rok Di ???

Pathan: Hum Shehr Me
Naya Aya Hy Mgr
Qanoon Nhi Torta,
Wo Samne Dkho Lkha Hy
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Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->

Baba Black

Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?

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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .

camery wala ha

Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka

pthan heran ho kr

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One day Sardar happened

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"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
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"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

Elahi aj ye farman likh de,

Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.

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Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

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