Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

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lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
  

May, 21 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2894 views       Funny

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Jo mujhe bhool jai
Uska mobile toot jai
Charger jal jai
Uski sim block ho jai
Miscall kare to receive ho jai
Card load kare to balance hi na Aaye. Ååmèn
Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay
Once "Chhakka"



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hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila
Saaf Kia Tou 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha K
Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Puri Karega
Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do jo
Kbhi Khatam Na Ho
1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya
Pathan Ne Thori C Naswar Nikali Tou Utni Aur Aa Gayi
Jin: Baqi 2 Wishes
Pathan [Khushi Se] : Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do ... ;-?
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,

Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal



Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye
Petrol K Liye.
Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?

Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…



1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!