Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty

Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Jb Zuban Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye
Or Shrmnda Hm Tb B Nhi Hote
Jb Dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye
Arey
Shrmndagi To Us Wqt Hoti Hy
Jb Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho
Or
ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->

May, 15 2010 211 chars (2 sms) 1866 views Funny

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My wife and I

My wife and I
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Journalist To Meera:

Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?

Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
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Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
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Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

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Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

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Ruk Jao

Ruk Jao Plz

Ruko Na

Ruk Ja

Ruk Oye

Ruk Na

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Me Msg Hi Kal Bhejonge...
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Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

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First, Listen To Your Heart

Then

Listen To Your Brains

Then

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Arz Kia Hai . . .

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wAh wAh . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana

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