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Islamic Research Se Sabit Hua Hy k
"Murghi Haram Hy"
"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->
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May, 17 2010
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Sardar wife
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?
sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
EURO=79.50 US$=60.70
EURO=79.50
US$=60.70
UAE=16.50
PST=117.00
Heart=.........??
What Is Rate Of My Precious Heart...??
Give Me The Rate (Must Reply)
Breaking News:
Breaking News:
Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.
Puri botal na sahi,
Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
ßrandy+Water=
ßrandy+Water=
Injurious To kidney
Whisky+Water=
Injurious To Heart
Vodka+Water=
Injurious To ßrain
çonclusion: Please Avoid WATER
Q: Wat do you call
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?
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A: A Rumour.............
2-things in life that
2-things in life that are more PAINFULL than DEATH:-1) when someone loves you & doesn''t tell you,2) when someone doesn''t love you & tells you.
1 pagal dusre pagal se
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):
Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?
Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
He+She=Love,
He+She=Love,
He+She+Love=Marriage,
He+She+L+M=Child,
He+She+L+M+Child=Family,
He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem,
So,
East Or West ''KUNWARA''is The BEST.
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
Bas Bohat Hua
Bas Bohat Hua
Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
"SAAF SAAF" ;->
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Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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