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Islamic Research Se Sabit Hua Hy k

"Murghi Haram Hy"

"Agar Chori Ki Ho Tou" ... ;->

May, 17 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 3007 views Funny

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Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain...
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai....
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..

OLD LOVE storY

OLD LOVE storY

Starts frm
Eyes
Grows wid
Gifts
Ends wid
Tears

New Love Story

Starts Frm
Mobile
Grows wid
Balnce share
Ends wid
Sim change.

''Q: Why do most women spend

''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''

mobile me khudkash bomb hamla

NEWS

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MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr jAnbAhAk,
25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi,
50 sMs LA pAtA,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->

Ur Eyes Patakha.

Ur Eyes Patakha.

Ur lips Rocket

Ur ears Chingari

ur smile Phuljari

Ur style Anaar

ur personilty Bomb

Beta Nikal le

I''m Coming with candle

Think for a moment that

Think for a moment that someone is missing you.

Think for an hour that someone is missing you.

Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.

Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.

After your death really someone will be missing you.

My sweetheart,

My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.

Sincere Pray To Allah:

Sincere Pray To Allah:

(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,

Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->

Ameeen.

Women are confusing…

Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.

Kuch Khana Dedo

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

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