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May, 17 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     1962 views       Funny

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World cup ke shekast k bad inzamam ko bv ne bazar say dahi lane ka kaha to inzamam ne logon k der say burka pehn lia .
burka pehn k Bazar puhuncha hi tha k ek urat ne us se pucha.Tum inzamam ho na?Us ne ghabra k kaha Nhi to Us urat ne kaha Ghabrao nhi Main Yunus Khan hon.
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,




yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap
ko Nichehy dekhne ki zaroart nahi ok
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Akhir pakistani People hoo na jiss Kaam ka mana karoo
wo zaroor karte hoo
teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.

Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.
Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!
Man:Do u know who I am?
I''m P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister
Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?

Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer
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P.C.S. In Winter.

Tchr: Wats Dat?

S:Ice Cream Seller In Summr
&
Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????










Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam



Aur



Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost

Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->
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easy tamam cutomers jo k nihiat gurbat ka shikar hain or un
k pass galti se mobile fone or connection hy un k liye speacail
offer hy k wo iss number 0321-6307893 per MISS CALL kerain
or free BALANCE hasal kerain.
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NOTE:
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