U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.
U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

But

I can''t be with u always.

So

plz,Take Care of yourself

when

U jump from 1 tree 2another.
  

May, 21 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2459 views       Funny

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Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
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Assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
Assi apna farz nibha dita ;->
Aam zindgi..
hum ek bhi ladki nahi pata sake..
College ka 1 semester khrab ho gaya....

Mentos zindgi:- ek bhi ladki hume nahi pata saki...Unka 1 semester BARBAAD ho gaya....
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jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
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agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
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High Level Insult....


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People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
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Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
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Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..

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There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????







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Dost:"Kya Hua?"

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