U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

But

I can''t be with u always.

So

plz,Take Care of yourself

when

U jump from 1 tree 2another.

May, 21 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 3022 views Funny

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what is the diffrence b/w

what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?

Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../

aNd

fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .

Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?

Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->

Height Of Facilities..

Height Of Facilities..!
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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP

"JHOOM RE"

"JHOOM RE"
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!

Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?

Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!

Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?

TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.

Heigth of fashion

Heigth of fashion

a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....

low waist diper

Boy U r d Sunshine

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

Why are the Egyptian

Why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy... Children confused??????
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy...

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

Just Shut Up

Just Shut Up

Ok !

Dont Try To Be Over Smart

Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakha Karo

Nonsence

Idiot

Selfish

I

Said
To

My Heart

When It Asked Me
To
Stop
Missing U . . . :)

''Whenever i want youe

''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''

Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain..

Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,

“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..

Gareeb shohor bola:

Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....

Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>

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U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

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