U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

But

I can''t be with u always.

So

plz,Take Care of yourself

when

U jump from 1 tree 2another.

May, 21 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 2991 views Funny

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A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"

He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->

100 pathan aik kashti

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
.
.
.
or
.
.
.
sab doob gaye, kaisay?
.
.
.
pathan thay na sub,
dhakka laganay utar gaye
:p

histry of pakorey

Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..

Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola

"PAKO REY" .. ;)

Yeh Jo Hai Na...

Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hain...Try kar k dekhain..Hahaha!

I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->

ek darya k kinare 2

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

Din ko chain nai

Din ko chain nai
raat ko aaram nai
G na lage kahi.
Kya yahi pyaar hah??

Yeh to garmi ki
shuruwat hai
nahana suru karo.

Nobody teaches

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Ye Jo Chappal Main

Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
.
.
.
ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

Log kehty hn,

Log kehty hn,

pyar itna b mat kro
k
girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye,

hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo
k
girlfrnd ki friend b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye

Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age

Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age

Well I Said

The Way U Dress Up

U Look 19

Ur Sweetness Look 15

Ur Smile 16

Ur Face 17

So All In All

67 Years ... ;->

When a newly

When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,

after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.

It''s all a question of time!

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U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

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