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U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.
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U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.
U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.
U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.
But
I can''t be with u always.
So
plz,Take Care of yourself
when
U jump from 1 tree 2another.
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''Girl to Doctor:
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Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.
Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,
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to b a good profes
To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
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Bcz
It Teaches How 2
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Tackle "Emergencies"
Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
NA EID MUBARAK
(''.'')>
<\\
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NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...
Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi
Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi ne Farishtay Se Kaha...
ALLAH Se Arz Karo..
Jahan Dekho Har Field Main Punjabi Hi Hote Hain Akhis Kyo ??
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a black guy was giv
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Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
God Laughs "No You
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Define a True Music Lover?
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While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
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1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K
=PUre NeWz =
1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,
Q k
Wo sUit
MaLika Sharwat
Ka tha...>>!
Puppy hi u all i hv one puppy 4
Puppy
hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai
A Police Recruit
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"
He Said, "Call For Backup.".
Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
Wait Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Cool
Relex
Ok
Ready
Start
5
4
3
2
1
Now
Delete This
MESSAGE...........-;>
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Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
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