U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.
U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

But

I can''t be with u always.

So

plz,Take Care of yourself

when

U jump from 1 tree 2another.
  

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Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
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Exams Hyn
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