President Bush and

President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P

May, 20 2010 306 chars (2 sms) 2633 views Funny

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Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar

Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..

"MAAL GARI"

Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

''Aap ko Meri taraf se

''Aap ko Meri taraf se

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Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se

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Or mery Chahny walon ki taraf se

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Or 16 crore Pakistanio ki taraf se
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''

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I Wana Dedicate

I
Wana
Dedicate
U
A
Song.
Sirf
Or
Sirf
Apke
Liye

Only
4
My
LOVE

"Karan Main
Nazaara
Jadon Teri
Taswir Da!
Painda Ae
Pulaikha
Meno
KHUSRAY BASHIR
Da"

This is a magic Trick

This is a magic Trick

aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk

Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge

Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga

Agar ap ko bura na lagy,

Agar ap ko bura na lagy,

Mood theek ho,

Time ho pass,

Sab kam chor k,

Thora ehsas ho to,

Dil mane to,

to

to

aik

(SMILE PLZ)

2012 is not the end of love

How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"

Plz don''t read this

Plz don''t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ? TIME WASTE!!

Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,

Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.

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