President Bush and

President Bush and
President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
  

May, 20 2010     306 chars (2 sms)     2391 views       Funny

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Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:

"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "

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Doosra:

"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->


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Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->


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1 chunti ko cherta hai.
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Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
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Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

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Catch Her By Her Waist. . .




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Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .





Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .





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Have A Nice. . .



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