President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
Once Hrithik is trying to convince Preity Zinta about his love. She is so adamant that she doesn''t care... Finally, Hrithik gets a fan and starts and confesses his love... Preity Zinta is convinced and happy!
Batao kyun???
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Kyunke preity kehti hai... "Is baat ko agar tum zara ghuma phira ke kehte, to achha hota!"
''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''
1 pathan ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
1 aadmi ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
Pathan bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..