President Bush and

President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P

May, 20 2010 306 chars (2 sms) 2548 views Funny

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by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life

''A gang of thieves broke into a lawyer''s club by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

Outside...

''It ain''t so bad, Louie'' one crook noted. ''We got $25 between us.''

The boss screamed, ''I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in dat joint!''''

LECTURER:

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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Bunty: Kya Tumhe

Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?

Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?

Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai....:)

Love:-

Love:-

Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P

make for me a place

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano..

Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...

"papPu"

Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain... ;->

PaKi RocKs. . . B-)

happy foggy winter

happy foggy winter

I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect

I M

SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....

Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar Se Ja Raha Tha,

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

love never dies

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...

Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)

Albert Einstien önce said:

Albert Einstien önce said:

I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..
But
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... ... .
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I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D

PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti

PTHAN 2 AMIL:Meri Aulad nhi hoti

AMIL:tum ko mazar pr manat manni pray gi

PTHAN:Bohat manat mani kuch na hua

AMIL:tum kis mazar pr gae thay

PTHAN:QUAID-e-AZAM .

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