President Bush and

President Bush and
President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
  

May, 20 2010     306 chars (2 sms)     1763 views       Funny

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NO




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