President Bush and

President Bush and
President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
  

May, 20 2010     306 chars (2 sms)     2743 views       Funny

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Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

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Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...

Srinlankan team hamly mei koon involve hai..?
A. India
B. Taliban
C. America
D. Zrdari sy poch kar bataon ga..

GILANI.. D. Zardari sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->
7 Angels came 2 Me
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asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
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Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D
In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?




Think








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The other 9 fish are crying ;->
Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?



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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...
EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.
Find the most suitable place 4 this note..




''''Come Like Horse, Sit Like Thief, Go Like King''''







Nhi pata?







Ok i tell u




its..



TOILET... ;->
ALLAH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se


Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
EK Pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha
Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “
Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di
Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy
10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui
Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->
Rules ®ulations for college
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own
Batao France K Log Chai Main

Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise

Q Ghumate Hyn??



Dere''s A Logic



No Answer??



I Tell U











Cheeni Milane Krne K Liye.. ;->