President Bush and

President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P

May, 20 2010 306 chars (2 sms) 1939 views Funny

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Hello, MSS.

Hello,
MSS.

Dhyan Den

Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale

Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

Dhyan Denewali koi Bat Hi Nahi håì

''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,

''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,
Yuoon Kahani ka Rukh Moor Diya,
Milny Julny main ki Kami Pehly,
Phir Rafta Rafta Hameen Choor Diya..,''

U Stole my Memories I Excused

U Stole my Memories I Excused u

U Stole My heart I Excused u!

U Stole My Smile I excused u!

But dis is too much

Mere Doggy Ka Biscuit Wapis KAro

Ant: Whtz Ur Age

Ant: Whtz Ur Age
Elephant: 5 Yrs
Ant: But U r So Heavy
Elephant: Tan Ki Shakti , Mann Ki Shakti Bournvita. . .
Elephant: Whtz Ur Age
Ant: 18 Yrs
Elephant: But U r So Small
Ant: Fair n Lovly Lagao Aur Apni Umar Chupao. . . . ;->

A sardar ji pulled

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

''Aj se tum he meri zindagi ho,
pyar ho,
tamanna ho..!

Biwi- Mere liye b aj se aap he SaiF ho SHaHrUkh ho AuR SaLmaN ho... ;->

1 larki valentines

1 larki valentines day per dukandar say: "aisa card hei jismei likha ho k mei tumse aur sirf tumse pyar kerti hun"
dukandar: haan hai..
girl: 2darjan pank kardo...

Agar Allah Hamare

Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..?

Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga.

Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga.
Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge..
Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga..
Sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga..
Nawaz Sharef Arbion K Ount Charrae Ga..
Musharaf..

P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne..
Or Altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->

pathan

pathan went for interview

officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.

Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta

Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
Is lye Ye Lo Apne Luv Letter
Aur Mjhe Mere Wapis Kerdo

Girl: [Badi c Basket Saamne Rakhte Huey]
Is Mein Se Jo Tmhare Hyn Nikaal Lo ... ;->

Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain

Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.

Every night we go to bed,

Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive the next morning
but still we have plans for the coming day
.
.
.
that’s Hope..!!!

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President Bush and

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