President Bush and

President Bush and
President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P
  

May, 20 2010     306 chars (2 sms)     1795 views       Funny

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Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,

Puray mahinay lìght nhi bill phr b Ayega,

Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,

K

"AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"
Sardar radio thek krwany gya
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dukandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha
,

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Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.


Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow
Beitta,Woh Kiun
Baap:Es Liay K Roz Subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon
Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon
Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon
Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon
Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

What is your SMS Account No.???

I want to Check!!!

Some Error is There!!!

Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!

Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!

UNDERSTAND!
Though i love this song from TZP, but cudn''t resist taking a dig on this. If i hurt somebody, it is purely unintentional.. Mujhe Maaf Kar De naa MAA :))

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...

Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main...Meri Maa..

Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...
''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,''

Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->
Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->



Uthamam dadadath padham,
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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,



kanishtam thur thuria padham,


sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->
Uthamam dadadath padham,
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.
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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,



kanishtam thur thuria padham,


sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P

In sh0rt,

Poooooon... ;->
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha



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