Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.

May, 22 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 3843 views Funny

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Cutest Love Story

Cutest Love Story:

A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?

Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)

Larkiyan shalwar k neechy kiya penanti hain

Larkiyan shalwar k neechy
kiya penanti hain?

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

GUESS?

Phir SOCHO..

Inta Ajeeb to mat
SOCHO,

Pagal na bano

"chappal pehnti hain"

One for Physics students!!

One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??

Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!

"Sunehri Baat"

"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)

Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?

''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,

''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''

Ppl say opposite attracts...

Ppl say opposite attracts...
So I sincerely ''HOPE''
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and
cultured

Not Like U Jahil :P

Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha

Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!

Santa Ko Ek Bar

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

Aik bachcha apni

Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?

Wo Kia Cheez Hy

Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??

Guess??

Come On Yar?

Sakoon

reading from book of facts

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"

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