Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
  

May, 22 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     3570 views       Funny

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Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
Girls are never wrong..
Just sumtimes
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot ‘n even Mad!!
But,
Never Wrong..
Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?


1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena

ki dimag me GOBAR hai,

agar pas ayi to samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.


Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?








A power failure!!
Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!



If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell

B''cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte
on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda