Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
  

May, 22 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     4057 views       Funny

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A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O

A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,
N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)
...She Replied: "Of course Not.."
...The Boy Dropped Her..:O

She was Caught
On 10th floor by another Boy,
He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"
"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!
He Dropped Her too..! :(

She Prayed for a Last Chance;
When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))

She Immediately Said:
"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))

The Boy Dropped Her Saying:
''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,




aur kya pani mein behney they
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..

Aren''t they?
But,

the man who runs away frm his enemies...


Is a Coward...
So b brave

chEErS..! ;->
Meaning of Marriage for a woman -

Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
Larki Doctor Se
Main Jub Cigrette Peeti Hun To Ajeeb Becheni Si
Hoti Hai Main Pehla Kash Leti Hun To Apne Shoes
Utar Deti Hun Dosre Kash Main Socks,

Teesray Kash May Shirt Utar Dayte Hon
Or Chotay Main.....
Dr: Yeh Lo G0LD LEAF Or
Tafseel Say Batao... :P :D ;->
What''s Better Then

"PRESENCE OF MIND"

In Case Of Accident .... ???


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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->
Tere Naal Dosti Aakhri Sah Tak Nibawange

Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange

Jado Marzi Parakh Lai Mere Dosti Nu

Teri Mashook Assi Phasavange. . . ;->
Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks


But jobs r limited

then
more unemployment

more suicide
more crime

SO,

SAVE PAKISTAN

STOP STUDYING..!
Women Are Confusing

Before Marriage They Expect A Man

After Marriage They Suspect A Man

Afte He Dies They Respect The Man . . . ;-
Eating Rotten Fruit,

Sleeping Near Drainage,

Dog Biting Twice,

Travelling In Govt Bus..

R A Million Times Better Than


Believing A Girl! ;-)