Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
  

May, 22 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     3933 views       Funny

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SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.


In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. :-)
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.


Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
X Kuze Me

Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo



Ok


Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo

Aur

Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo

K ?



K ?


K ?


"Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye ..." ;->
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?


Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
Doctor To A Kid:

Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U


"BoRinG"...!!!


So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)
Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...

Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???

Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH
''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''

Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
.......
O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)