Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
  

May, 22 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     3579 views       Funny

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Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy

Receiver: Kon ?

Caller: Me Chaudry

Receiver: Zaleel , Kameenay , Ghatya Insaan

Caller : Meri Gall Te Suno Main "CYCLE WALA" Chaudry Nahi . . .
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->
Ek khusra elecation mein vote mangatay huay

Mein yakeen dilata hun ager hum kamyab huey

to jab b kisi k ghar kaka paida hoga

Goverment muft nachay ge


Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..





Coz





Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.
In Aortoon Se Dosti Achi Nhi "Faraz"

























Kacha Tera Mkan Ha Tmko Khusra Hi Thek Ha
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



Client congrats you have been successful.
God has Four gifts for u:

A Key for every Problem,

a Light for every Shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.


Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
Are you know jAn|x?

Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.